Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

A star drifting through the cosmos.

I am a thousand tiny ponies operating a mobile human suit for giggles.

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

Greetings, I am Merlos the Mad. I am a dabbler of both words and wizardry in my free time. I also invite you all to partake in my musings. Take care though, as they are the product of a madman.

I type stories using my hands

You can bring a horse to water, but you can't make it write.

Writer. Editor. Reader. Reviewer. Gamer. Armchair mafia kingpin. Trans-dimensional yodeler. Cthulhu's unplanned 667th son. Grand High Muckymuck of the Mystic Order of the Defanged Gerbil.

Hi! I'm some guy who flails at a keyboard and then suddenly has popular changeling fanfiction. If anybody finds out how I did it, please tell me.

I have no earthly clue what I'm doing.

Just some random guy. [Retired]