Abuse my love a thousand times, However hard I try, Heartbreaker; your time has come, Can't take your evil way ♫♫♫

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

"Yes, your eyeballs will grow back" ~A Proud Father

Thanks for Coming In! | Retired

beak enthusiast

Kindness can save the world. You just have to keep reaching out.

I’m cuckoo for Coco Pommel!

Every time you read one of my stories, an orphan is allowed to be happy. Do it for the orphans.

Just your average MLP fan making their return to the fandom.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

"It is beautiful, it is endless, it is full and yet seems empty."

Proof that I'm not dead. I was just in a slumber, waiting for reason to rise again. I might have found that reason.

"Late night, come home. Work sucks! I know!"

Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.

A Brony of non-US origin (pause for gasps of horror),thus I spell things slightly differently. Well, not 'things', specifically, but words like surprise, colour and centre. You weird people.