I don't mean to be rude, friend, but if you take one more diddly darn step right there, I'm gonna have to diddly darn snap your neck. And wowza, wouldn't that be a crummy juncture, huh?

Do you like waffles? Do you like pancakes? Do you like french toast? Yes you do, don't lie.

Hungry for worms? No, hungry for words!

I am approximately 3 seconds away from wreaking havoc on my undergarments.

I live in Texas and have been a brony for a year. I like to read and write and I have some pretty good fanfiction ideas that I wish to share with you all. I am afan of crossovers and human stories.

Your face shall follow all.

I make dark fics, and also comdey, though not as well. Although, people do like Discord is Bored, so I guess I'm good at it. Dark is what I do better, though.

I AM A GOD / delete this account

One who fantasizes about what it would be like to live in Equestria.

Author of the Kamen Rider Drake series and all around fan of...just about anything with action in it. Shooting Stars Away! -RedStar

I just want to have my head patted.

Purple Unicorn stallion with a knack for drawing and an unusual lightning resistance.

I will follow you all

Rarity cosplayer, writer, and all-around amateur

"It's Meta. He hates everything. That's just his purpose; in denying it he would deny himself." -Officer Hot-Pants. "MetaKnight145, somewhat friendly misanthrope who lives on pornsites." -Mr. Grimdark

Trans-Dimensional Observation Services (T-DOS) -I may be insane, but under no circumstances, am I stupid... Because you can totally drink ice. -The deepest of evils are paved with good intentions...

Your Honor, the fish sticks are done!

I like things, Spaceships, 100 ton Battlemechs and cute ponies using them.

[2/19/2014 9:24:53 PM] Merlos The Mad: Turtle, word on the street is your being you [2/19/2014 9:24:56 PM] Merlos The Mad: stop that