I don't know what you're talking about, I've always looked like this.

Let your smile change the world but don't let the world change your smile.

"Forty-two," said Deep Thought, with infinite majesty and calm.

time to get off this furry boat

24, Canadian. Avatar drawn by the amazing Mix-up.

Hello! My name is Stratocaster, pegasus, musician, and author extraordinaire! Feel free to browse my work, leave plenty of feedback, and chat with me at any time! :D I hope you enjoy! *waves*

Are you a Rebel?

Doing his best in the background since who knows how long?

Someone who's sensitive on things that's vulgar and violent. I WILL retaliate if anyone who's agressive towards me.

Too much to write; too little time

Although it left it, it knew that it was right, it made it down, because it didn't know what's up.

The only ship I ship is friendship.

No, I'm not your mommy. Stop asking.

Who needs sleep when you've been dead inside for years? :)

I type stories using my hands

"Grudges are like a good cheese. Hold them inside for too long and you'll be the one to suffer."- Sheogorath The Mad God.

A Little Nonsense Now And Then Is Relished By The Wisest Men.

Admin of the Prototype group and wants to be known as that one guy who writes the Prototype stuffs.

There really is not much to say, except I am here for the same reason I write on Fanfiction. I want to entertain you with my writing, not just detail it but make you feel that you are in the story.

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

I'm an old-school MLP fan, glad the new show is doing great.

Greetings, I am Merlos the Mad. I am a dabbler of both words and wizardry in my free time. I also invite you all to partake in my musings. Take care though, as they are the product of a madman.

i like this stuff

You know how much I sacrificed?

Fimfiction's sexiest robot, how do you do?

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

The beginning, the rise, the downward fall, the recovery, the new rising and the end.

Insert something witty here. Or don't. I really don't care.

Don't mind me, I'm just sitting here and working on stories with a religious fervor.

if you have become human enough to cry, then all the magic in the world cannot change you back

God, I'm so sorry.

I like to make fun of poor people.

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