In which yeast gains the ability to think and act, and has absolutely no effect whatsoever on the proceedings of the world around them. A backstory for the episode "Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000".
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Mah brain!
Yah done derped it up!
Oddly entertaining. Mind= scrambled.
wait....
So the whole story was a sells pitch?!
Greatest story ever!
TAKE MY STARS FOOL!! TAKES THEM ALL!!
There is writing, then there is brilliance. You, sir, need to brilliance more.
I somehow feel violated.
I'm confused why.
I need therapy.
What is my name?
Who am I?
What am I?
I am yeast, hear me roar.
That was... amazing. I totally didn't see that ending coming.
It kind of makes me want to get a jar of yeast now... and apologize to it...
198076
198089
The pleasure is all mine. ;)
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198197
Thank you. You flatter me; Vimbert in his awesomeness inspired the ending. Couldn't have had it without him.
198732
*marks up a couple of notches on his wall*
198745
You know, this is probably the best sort of impact I could ask for, with a piece like this.
Sometimes I've wonder what yeast would think if they could think (unless they can think and we don't realize it)... NOW I KNOW!
"which spelt chaos for the population" - spelled*
"Nopony—nobody was harmed." - Noyeastcell? Nocell?
"All cider, except, we may humbly suggest, ours. Do you see this grand machine, our gleaming, churning, fabulo-tastic Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000?" - OH NOES, IT'S FLIM AND FLAM!
*Wikipedia says: Spelt is a hexaploid species of wheat
THIS COMMENT AREA IS NOW A BILL NYE THREAD
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Good ending there. :3 What the fuck did I just read?
1950491
Woah hey thar, thanks for reading! Yeah, I can't remember how I came to write it, nor why, but, well, it's there all right. Heh.
Denizens.
This fic tho
I don't even
Love it.
Equestria really is wierd about its sapience and sentience giving.
230281
(three years and change later)
...or spelt is just British. Funny people, those. Sometimes I wonder if they even know the language at all!
6476115 British spellings are pretty sucky