Fluttershy has been writing letters to her personal idol, Samuel L. Jackson, for seventeen years. Not once has he ever wrote back.
One day, he does write back. He challenges Fluttershy to obtain the Elements of Asskicking and become the Milky Way's most fearsome, most toughest, most skilled badass, and only then, will she become his personal student.
Will Fluttershy succeed in her noble quest?
Okay, I can just tell this will be a story of badass proportions! I wish you luck, and hope you continue.
Also, it made me laugh, a lot.
I'll admit, I was kinda hoping this would be horribly written, so I could link a vid of the ENGLISH! DO YOU SPEAK IT scene.
Will be watching this.
Oh new chapter...yes!!
Can't wait to see what awaits Flutters on Planet Zebes. And that pun? I thought it was funny
That was AWESOME!
Words cannot describe the epic.
This is great. I did always like the idea of Valhalla. Everyone fights, and when they die, Everyone feasts, and over again.
Hell yes.
(Joke) Alt. Title: Road To Randarkoverman
ouch!!!
FUS RO DAH!!
Megusta. Megusta indeed. A moustache for you, sir.
2401170 What you on about, bro? ಠ_ಠ
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My true reasoning is simple.
I drank a metric fuckton of Coca Cola, was heavily sleep deprived and then I punched my keyboard until words and plot happened.
That is how I write anything, except I change the drink.
2424498 The author's avatar. Sorry if you guys and/or girls didn't like the comment... I thought it was funny... I'll just take it down now...
2428317 Aww.. But this story was soo perfect...
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But now the secret is revealed, you too can make up crazy shit!
*May require two years rugby playing experience followed by moderate head injury.
M-M-M-MONSTER CROSSOVER COMBO!!!
Huh?
I'm saying this right now. If any of them speak in rhymes.... I'm going to say it.
Okay, that was awesome!
It better not turn out to be a can of Saint's Flow.
I'm thinking not much needs to be said. I am giving this story a 10 on the itude meter, and, of course...
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May Fluttershy be as awesome in her next life too!
Ok this was an absolute hoot to read thank you for posting.