Rainbow Dash is madly in love with Soarin, and when a gesture goes too far, Soarin decides to defect to the United States rather than face down the love-mad Element bearer ever again.

Join Soarin as he deals with his crazy stalker, the crazy world and crazy geopolitical events. Can he find refuge at the Super-Heavy Flying Fortress White House with President Bro Strider, or will an enraged Rainbow Dash end his plans and do something really damn crazy? Only the strangely tsundere Queen Chrysalis can save him now.

The long awaited (Read: Nobody wanted this or asked for it) sequel to ‘Dash and Twilight Get The Munchies.’ Proof-read by Atlas Nebula.