I was hoping I'd push 100 downvotes in the first three days.

This is my failure really.

I must try harder to disgust a greater section of the population.

After a year, I return once more. I have submitted a fic.

I think the more psychotic among you will enjoy it.

...Wait I just remembered that I'm a literal nobody.

So, what would've happened if Twilight Sparkle did not turn into a human during Equestria Girls? What if she had to traverse high school life as a pony?

Wait, she doesn't go to school in this?

Wait, this fic has nothing to do with Equestria Girls whatsoever?

Riff is here

[2:33:31 AM] Sigma.EXE: Today I learned that shipping is wrong.
[2:34:05 AM | Edited 2:34:24 AM] Atlas Nebula: Today I learned that, if you have no morals, fuck a 12 year old after you drug her.
[2:35:04 AM] Strongbrush (Spike): Today I learned that a lot of people have problems.
[2:35:23 AM] Atlas Nebula: Today I leanred that white people have problems too.
[2:35:32 AM] The Cheshire Typewriterpony: Today I learned that Atlas is a creepy pedo

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When a portal storm, a cataclysmic cosmic event, the likes of which have never been recorded in any history, strikes the Eastern Seaboard of Equestria along with several other locations, many beings that do not belong end up inside Equestrian territory.

Marisa Kirisame is one of them. She's not very happy about it.

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Oh boy.

Basically, Atlas Nebula messaged me one day and said: "I'm gonna re-riff 120DoB, you in?" and I was like: "Alright." so he rounded up MrSing, Something Eight, Sigma, Kalash93, and KillerSteel to help.

Now, if you know anything at all about 120DoB, you know it can get pretty soul-destroying. Chapter 1 is actually the tamest chapter. It only gets worse. In so many ways.

So saddle up your semi-dimensional horse, enter the saloon of the damned, and look a Shoggoth in the eye:

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[2:27:46 AM] Sigma.EXE: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pompeii_(2014_film) Too soon.
[2:27:48 AM] Something ^R^ (M): WOO!
[2:27:53 AM] Something ^R^ (M): NO SCHOOL TOMORROW!
[2:28:07 AM] Sigma.EXE: Half-day tomorrow.
[2:28:12 AM] Steventheman: Pompeii 2 - The Empire Strikes Back.
[2:28:18 AM] John Conquest: LOL
[2:28:24 AM] Dr. Typewriterpony, PhD: woo, still got work so I can get money BUT I STILL LIVE IN MY PARENT'S HOUSE AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH

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Like the title says, MAJOR SPOILERS Don't read if you haven't seen Madoka.
I've spoiler-tagged everything the best I could, but still.

My hands are still shaking.

I just...can't.

I'll just some of the Steam messages I sent to my cousin explain it...

Purple Pimptastic: In other news, it's taken me 15 days to get from Madoka episode 7 to episode 8.
theblackscythe: LOOOOOL

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[2:03:38 AM] Strongbrush (Spike): I think my college has grown wise to the habits of a typical college student.
[2:03:39 AM] Sigma.EXE: http://www.google.com/url?q=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.cracked.com%2Fblog%2F3-books-from-dinosaur-eroticas-most-prolific-author%2F&sa=D&sntz=1&usg=AFQjCNGHRytxT6ykQJvTd6HXWZb2zDDGIw

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(Score Limit is 10)

[07:16:29] <supercomputer276> YOU WILL NOT SNATCH VICTORY FROM ME, MADAME KIRISAME
[07:16:40] <supercomputer276> WHICH I AM PRONOUCING AS IF IT IS JAPANESE
[07:17:03] supercomputer276 wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[07:18:11] Sigma wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.

[07:18:18] <supercomputer276> *phew*

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