Cry or Die!

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Twilight Sparkle has been poisoned, and only one cure is known: cry the toxins out. She has one week to increase her emotional range, or die.

Easy choice, right?

If only she knew how to do it.

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Pete100

Pete100 #1 · Nov 6th, 2020 · · ·

Rainbow blushed. After a moment, she recovered enough confidence to ask, "If we had an affair, how long do you think we could make it work, Twi? Before you dump me?"

Twilight huffed. "Ask me later this week."

B*tch, I’m helping you out.

"Their problems would be solved in minutes, if they would just have a reasonable discussion. Their only problem is, they don't bother to communicate. Or maybe they're too stupid to communicate.

Sounds familiar

Twilight looked at Pinkie like the bright pink pony was insane. Which didn't really bother Pinkie; she got that a lot. "I have no idea. Also, I don't care."

Ok, that’s kinda messed up.

SparklingTwilight

SparklingTwilight #2 · Oct 24th, 2021 · · ·

Fluttershy nodded. "After I bet on you in the fighting ring so I could blend in and stay undercover, I won a lot of bits. I was able to buy SO much food for the animals."

Ha! Go Fluttershy!

"That's the problem!" Twilight shouted. "After all our adventures, now I have too much confidence! I need LESS confidence, so I can feel deep down in my bones that I'm going to die! So I can cry my eyes out over it, and then I WON'T die!"

They need to burn her books.

The lime-flavored protein jelly here really does remind me of The Smooze."

This is the Real hidden super-secret reason for the Dark tag, right? (well that and the partially-cured patient unaware his cure was only partial...)

"I've proven it! You don't have Barrett's Dystrophy at all. You just have a nutritional deficiency from eating only hospital food for months."

... It was the Smooze.

Starlight Nova

Starlight Nova #3 · May 23rd, 2022 · · ·

Twilight Sparkle has been poisoned, and only one cure is known: cry the toxins out.

That's a very odd antidote. Who makes a poison like that? Also, why can't they just make her cut onions or something like that?

Mockingbirb

Mockingbirb #4 · May 23rd, 2022 · · ·

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Twilight Sparkle has been poisoned, and only one cure is known: cry the toxins out.
That's a very odd antidote. Who makes a poison like that? Also, why can't they just make her cut onions or something like that?

When people put a comment on the end of the chapter, but it's obvious from their comment they didn't read the chapter.

(I don't know why some people do that.)

But seriously, the idea of making Twilight cut onions was addressed in the story.

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