The Legally Distinct and Utterly Scintillating Adventures of one Jammy Hock

by RoxyTheMagus

Chapter III

Jammy Hook is no more.

Princess Celestia reigns as the TRANSMOGRIFICATION EXPATRIATE, as she should.

Comments

[Marathon]

Now this is meta.

[RoxyTheMagus]

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I prefer the term "art". But thanks, I guess!

[Mystical]

I want to say I walked into a bloody circle jerk?

But honestly I'm not sure ...

I will say though mate, FAmFaction... Had me just laughing.

Idkw, I think it's because in my mind it's sounding like a site dedicated to Family Fiction?

[RoxyTheMagus]

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I wrote that bit months ago, but if I wrote it again, that would probably be my reasoning as well!

[Posh]

Immediately upvoted.

[RoxyTheMagus]

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thank u so much!

[The Blue EM2]

As Jimmy's editor, this is utterly hilarious. Thank you for pointing out the sheer absurdity of these stories.

[JimmyHook19]

Eh. Olivia just making fun of me for no reason. :/

[The Blue EM2]

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https://m.

[Posh]

10056817 obviously not. this story is unique and legally distinct.

[The Blue EM2]

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Indeed.

[Narrative Style]

Don’t Post (Genres)

Meta stories, defined broadly as any story about the site or its users. What constitutes meta is largely up to staff discretion.

I'm just going to leave this here.

[JimmyHook19]

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Oh snap! :O

[The Blue EM2]

10057160
Technically, Jammy isn't a real person.

Applying this rule, most of Jimmy's output would go too.

[Narrative Style]

10057175
Well, as the rule says, it's up to the mods to decide that.

[The Blue EM2]

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Fair.

[RoxyTheMagus]

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thank u for being a good sport about it! :3

[The Blue EM2]

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No problem. Bricklayer and I once had a good laugh about some of my own stories, so I'm no stranger about laughing on stuff I've worked on.

[The Blue EM2]

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Indeed. Jimmy's sense of humour doesn't always work correctly.

[Frayed Peaches]

Jammy… I can't help but snicker at this.

[RoxyTheMagus]

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OMG ur another Roxy! I'm Roxy as well hiiiii!

[RoxyTheMagus]

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u r a p chill dude!

[Frayed Peaches]

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OMG!!! You're a Roxy as well! :D!!
HAI THERE!

[RoxyTheMagus]

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like i legit changed my name a week ago and only now thought to update fimfiction to reflect this! thx! have u read homestuck

[Frayed Peaches]

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Ooooo I have not but I used to watch a few comics a few years back x3

wanna take this conversation to pms? :3

[The Blue EM2]

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Shame that Jimmy isn't. That dude takes his stuff WAY too seriously.

[The Blue EM2]

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'Tis hilarious.

[Frayed Peaches]

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Very much so

[Scorch215]

I haven't the slightest idea what I just read and yet I find myself entertained for some unknown reason.

[The Blue EM2]

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Yup.

[The Blue EM2]

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That gives you a good idea of what some of JimmyHook19's output is like.

[Courage Fire]

I kind of want to read this. I probably am.
I've never read a Jimmy story and when I see them I tend to just roll my eyes and skip it. I'm not one to stifle any creativity at app. Heck no. People can only grow if they practice after all, but I read something he said once that just put me and I believe a majority of transformation vets off regarding his attitude and just.
Jeez.
I can see that he still hasn't stopped being a kid. :c
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It's a parody dude. Take it in stride. Just shake your head, say your peace and move on. If you think its harassment or something, then talk it out or report it.

[Chrome Masquerade]

That's... A pretty long title.

[The Blue EM2]

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People can only grow if they practice after all, but I read something he said once that just put me and I believe a majority of transformation vets off regarding his attitude and just.
Jeez.
I can see that he still hasn't stopped being a kid. :c

That's what I've been trying to explain to him. He won't listen.

[The Blue EM2]

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Indeed. What is a 'transformative expert' anyways?

[toxiconym]

I have so many questions. Did he keep his status as TRANSMOGRIFICATION EXPATRIATE? Was he ever jailed for fraudulent activity? Is this what it's like to write awful self-inserts for a living? Was Princess Celestia merely a manifestation of Jammy Hock's consciousness and observation?

Still waiting for a sequel, but a masterpiece like this deserves to stand on its own.

[RoxyTheMagus]

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Thank you!

[The Blue EM2]

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Yes it is. Jammy is a reference to JimmyHook19, who pumped this sort of stuff out for over a year straight. I've done a few requests for him, and tried to make them more interesting than his.

[Ellery Quinn]

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A 20th level dnd Transmutation specialist wizard who has cast shapechange and permanency on themselves.

[The Blue EM2]

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Ah.