Despite what my username would suggest, I'm not necessarily Roxy, and at times I am more magius than magus, if you catch my drift.
The title of this work does not lie. These are, indeed, the Legally Distinct and Utterly Scintillating Adventures of one Jammy Hock. In these holy webpages, you will learn of the greatness that is the TRANSMOGRIFICATION EXPATRIATE, Jammy Hock, and his noble quest to violate the very laws of Canon, usurp his author, and become Princess Celestia.
Will Jammy Hock succeed in this most noble of endeavors? Yes. He will. Dude's a Gary Stu.
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Now this is meta.
10055744
I prefer the term "art". But thanks, I guess!
I want to say I walked into a bloody circle jerk?
But honestly I'm not sure ...
I will say though mate, FAmFaction... Had me just laughing.
Idkw, I think it's because in my mind it's sounding like a site dedicated to Family Fiction?
10055753
I wrote that bit months ago, but if I wrote it again, that would probably be my reasoning as well!
This is
retartedsnot smart.I have awaited a story to match my own intellect for so long, ever since that toe sucking scene in FiMC. Thajk u’s.
Immediately upvoted.
10056745
thank u so much!
As Jimmy's editor, this is utterly hilarious. Thank you for pointing out the sheer absurdity of these stories.
You just really want to spite me, don't you Olivia. :/
:/
Eh. Olivia just making fun of me for no reason. :/
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10056817
https://m.10056817 obviously not. this story is unique and legally distinct.
10057023
Indeed.
I'm just going to leave this here.
10057160
Oh snap! :O
10057160
Technically, Jammy isn't a real person.
Applying this rule, most of Jimmy's output would go too.
10057175
Well, as the rule says, it's up to the mods to decide that.
10057177
Fair.
10056799
thank u for being a good sport about it! :3
10056814
I’m pretty sure it’s just a way of venting frustrations and that no offences are meant.
10057393
No problem. Bricklayer and I once had a good laugh about some of my own stories, so I'm no stranger about laughing on stuff I've worked on.
10057781
Indeed. Jimmy's sense of humour doesn't always work correctly.
Jammy… I can't help but snicker at this.
10057821
OMG ur another Roxy! I'm Roxy as well hiiiii!
10057788
u r a p chill dude!
10057843
OMG!!! You're a Roxy as well! :D!!
HAI THERE!
10057848
like i legit changed my name a week ago and only now thought to update fimfiction to reflect this! thx! have u read homestuck
10057850
Ooooo I have not but I used to watch a few comics a few years back x3
wanna take this conversation to pms? :3
10057845
Shame that Jimmy isn't. That dude takes his stuff WAY too seriously.
10057821
'Tis hilarious.
10057876
Very much so
I haven't the slightest idea what I just read and yet I find myself entertained for some unknown reason.
10057886
Yup.
10057926
That gives you a good idea of what some of JimmyHook19's output is like.
I kind of want to read this. I probably am.
I've never read a Jimmy story and when I see them I tend to just roll my eyes and skip it. I'm not one to stifle any creativity at app. Heck no. People can only grow if they practice after all, but I read something he said once that just put me and I believe a majority of transformation vets off regarding his attitude and just.
Jeez.
I can see that he still hasn't stopped being a kid. :c
10056817
It's a parody dude. Take it in stride. Just shake your head, say your peace and move on. If you think its harassment or something, then talk it out or report it.
That's... A pretty long title.
10058038
That's what I've been trying to explain to him. He won't listen.
I can't believe you made reference to his supposed "title" last chapter. That's literally what set everyone off.
10060407
I once spent a great deal of time trying to convince jammy that "expatriate" was a higher title than "expert". I even wrote up a whole hierarchy of ranks.
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10060801
Indeed. What is a 'transformative expert' anyways?
I have so many questions. Did he keep his status as TRANSMOGRIFICATION EXPATRIATE? Was he ever jailed for fraudulent activity? Is this what it's like to write awful self-inserts for a living? Was Princess Celestia merely a manifestation of Jammy Hock's consciousness and observation?
Still waiting for a sequel, but a masterpiece like this deserves to stand on its own.
10223783
Thank you!
10223783
Yes it is. Jammy is a reference to JimmyHook19, who pumped this sort of stuff out for over a year straight. I've done a few requests for him, and tried to make them more interesting than his.
10071840
A 20th level dnd Transmutation specialist wizard who has cast shapechange and permanency on themselves.
10651175
Ah.