I started writing this story after joining a group by accident and getting roped into writing for their shared setting. (Honestly the setting was kind of meh, but don't tell them that.)

Anyways! I more recently bumped into this document, so I have decided to post it, with additions, to this website as a sort of shrine to absurdism, silliness, and my own pseudointellectualism. I may or may not add it to the group that started it all. Maybe, maybe not.

Cover image made by me, from stock images. Ironically.