Daring Do finds herself Austria-Hungary for something more substantial than hayburgers. She decides to go visit her friend Lara to see what they eat in her world.
A zombie Tomb Raider crossover on the hunt for Imperial German treasure.
Thanks to Pascoite and Eagle for suggestions
Wait, why story shows different description
The Sound of Music?
I can't think of any vampire or undead musicals other than - is there a musical version of Re-Animator?
Well, Rocky Horror Picture Show, but ehhh...
Becomes undead zombie. Friends are using you as a bullet sponge inside of a day and a half.
Poor Daring Do.
Well, cliffhangers are a thing.
In general, the French Revolutionaries were the ones making people do unnatural things - see the democide in the Vendee and elsewhere.
Probably should have had more of an ending, but couldn't come up with anything that wouldn't make it a feghoot.
Didn't there used to be a sex tag?
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...Not that I recall
Why would and event where everyone is standing and walking around (and presumably often holding a drink in one hand) have peel-and-eat shrimp, something that needs two hands and leaves behind refuse?
I would have expected such an event to have already-peeled shrimp, if it had shrimp at all.
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But it's not even about taste, it's about the logistics of actually eating it.
Look, you're still clearly sapient, so that's off the table. Lara's not heartless. *shot*
"Guns are precision weapons. You currently lack vital organs, so irritation is all they can cause."
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Taste was already being used metaphorically here.