Paging Doctor Sparkle (And Other Pony Songs)

by Super Trampoline

Take Me to the Princess (another Elton John parody)

Take Me to the Princess
(To the tune of "Take Me to the Pilot" by Elton John and Bernie Taupin)

Verse 1
Twilight, stop! I am real, I am Cadance;
I've been trapped in this stone prison.
Ladybugs will awaken it you help me
For she's taken my position

PreChorus 1
A pretender to the throne, she
Has seduced my little pony
Sapping Shining with each tainted kiss
Twilight, take me to Queen Chrysalis!

Chorus
Take me to the princess
Free me from this chamber
Take me to the princess
To my doppelganger

Take me to my boyfriend
Who's about to marry
A changeling usurper
An unseelie fairy

Na-na-na, na-na-na
Na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-na, na-na-na
Na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na

Verse 2
Well the legends of old, they foretold
Of a moldy black flying pony.
Though she may look like me
She ain't holy; she's a wholely holey phony.

PreChorus 2
That's a lot of nerve she's gotten
Laying siege to Canterlot when
All the while she's stuffed me in cave
And made my fiancé a sex slave.

Chorus
Take me to the princess
Free me from this chamber
Take me to the princess
To my doppelganger

Take me to my boyfriend
Who's about to marry
A changeling usurper
An unseelie fairy

Na-na-na, na-na-na
Na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-na, na-na-na
Na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-na, na-na-na
Na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na

PreChorus 3
As we practice defenestration
In defence of our proud nation
I look her in her panicked eyes and say,
"Fuck off, bitch, 'cause it's MY wedding day!"

Chorus
Take me to the princess
Free me from this chamber
Take me to the princess
To my doppelganger

Take me to my boyfriend
Who's about to marry
A changeling usurper
An unseelie fairy

Na-na-na, na-na-na
Na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-na, na-na-na
Na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-na, na-na-na
Na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na

Take me to the princess of black mold

Comments

[FanOfMostEverything]

Some legitimately great stuff here. Chrysalis as a faerie of toxic mold is a brilliant combination of several concepts I've seen linked to her over the years.