Paging Doctor Sparkle (And Other Pony Songs)

by Super Trampoline

You're a Bitch

You’re a Bitch
Super Trampoline

Chorus
Db Ab Bbm Fm Gb Db Ab (Absus4 Ab)
Hey there Spitfire, you’re a bitch, don’tcha know?
And it seems to me that maybe you enjoy it.

Db Ab Bbm Gb A Db
Some folks desire being rich, not you though,
For the itch that you scritch

Bb Ebm Ab7 Db (Gb/Db Db)
Is to bitch at dimwits
In the Wonderbolts deployment.

Verse 1
Db Ab Cb Gb x2
I see you out in the field
Your hawkish eyes ever peeled
You’re watching for the rookie mistakes
That amateurs tend to make

B F# B F# A E A E
And you catch an error
And you pounce on it
And proceed to tear
Appart that little shit

B F# B F# A E Ab
Must you be so rough
Must you be so rude
You can still be tough
Without being crude

Chorus
Db Ab Bbm Fm Gb Db Ab (Absus4 Ab)
Hey there Spitfire, you’re a bitch, don’tcha know?
And it seems to me that maybe you enjoy it.

Db Ab Bbm Gb A Db
Some folks desire being rich, not you though,
For the itch that you scritch

Bb Ebm Ab7 Db (Gb/Db Db)
Is to bitch at dimwits
In the Wonderbolts deployment.

Verse 2
Db Ab Cb Gb x2
I hear you in the locker room
Prognosticating cadets’ doom
There seems to be a common theme
Of crushing little ponies’ dreams

B F# B F# A E A E
Do you hope they fail?
Do you hope they flee?
Do you hope they flail
About so aimlessly

B F# B F# A E Ab
Are you really good
At the job you do
Or perhaps they should
Replace your sad ass too!

Chorus
Db Ab Bbm Fm Gb Db Ab (Absus4 Ab)
Hey there Spitfire, you’re a bitch, don’tcha know?
And it seems to me that maybe you enjoy it.

Db Ab Bbm Gb A Db
Some folks desire being rich, not you though,
For the itch that you scritch

Bb Ebm Ab7 Db (Gb/Db Db)
Is to bitch at dimwits
In the Wonderbolts deployment.

Author's Note:

Comments

[Starlight Nova]

Will you be making any villain songs?

[Super Trampoline]

10026911
If inspiration strikes! I haven't been writing songs too much lately :/ when ideas come, they come.

[FanOfMostEverything]

I can't help but imagine Spitfire listening to this on a perpetual loop while doing paperwork.

[Super Trampoline]

10032518
You know one of the ways I feel we would have most benefited from having MLP be rated TV-Y7-FV or TV-PG would me an episode or two where the Wonderbolts get to actually kick ass as a military unit. Like, we hardly ever in the series saw offensive pegasi magic. I wanna see Spitfire whip up a fucking fire tornado. (Which just reminded me of a Spitfire story I put on the backburner and forgot about years ago until just now.)