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// You're a Bitch 
// Story: Paging Doctor Sparkle (And Other Pony Songs) 
// by Super Trampoline 
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You’re a Bitch
Super Trampoline

Chorus
Db  Ab  Bbm  Fm   Gb Db  Ab  (Absus4 Ab)
Hey there Spitfire, you’re a bitch, don’tcha know?
And it seems to me that maybe you enjoy it.

Db  Ab  Bbm  Gb  A  Db
Some folks desire being rich, not you though,
For the itch that you scritch

Bb  Ebm  Ab7  Db  (Gb/Db Db)
Is to bitch at dimwits
In the Wonderbolts deployment.

Verse 1
Db  Ab  Cb  Gb  x2
I see you out in the field
Your hawkish eyes ever peeled
You’re watching for the rookie mistakes
That amateurs tend to make

B  F#  B  F#  A  E  A  E
And you catch an error
And you pounce on it
And proceed to tear
Appart that little shit

B  F#  B  F#  A  E  Ab
Must you be so rough
Must you be so rude
You can still be tough
Without being crude

Chorus
Db  Ab  Bbm  Fm   Gb Db  Ab  (Absus4 Ab)
Hey there Spitfire, you’re a bitch, don’tcha know?
And it seems to me that maybe you enjoy it.

Db  Ab  Bbm  Gb  A  Db
Some folks desire being rich, not you though,
For the itch that you scritch

Bb  Ebm  Ab7  Db  (Gb/Db Db)
Is to bitch at dimwits
In the Wonderbolts deployment.

Verse 2
Db  Ab  Cb  Gb  x2
I hear you in the locker room
Prognosticating cadets’ doom
There seems to be a common theme
Of crushing little ponies’ dreams

B  F#  B  F#  A  E  A  E
Do you hope they fail?
Do you hope they flee?
Do you hope they flail
About so aimlessly

B  F#  B  F#  A  E  Ab
Are you really good
At the job you do
Or perhaps they should
Replace your sad ass too!

Chorus
Db  Ab  Bbm  Fm   Gb Db  Ab  (Absus4 Ab)
Hey there Spitfire, you’re a bitch, don’tcha know?
And it seems to me that maybe you enjoy it.

Db  Ab  Bbm  Gb  A  Db
Some folks desire being rich, not you though,
For the itch that you scritch

Bb  Ebm  Ab7  Db  (Gb/Db Db)
Is to bitch at dimwits
In the Wonderbolts deployment.