Paging Doctor Sparkle (And Other Pony Songs)

by Super Trampoline

Tiny Prancer (Parody of "Tiny Dancer" by Elton John)

Tiny Prancer

Music: Elton John
Lyrics: Super Trampoline (Bryan Chandler) based on Bernie Taupin

Verse 1
Tall and stately, lanky lady
Magic sparkles in her eyes
Equestrians all call her their friend
But I’m the one she calls her guy.

Princess Twilight, magenta highlights
On her flowing, sapphire hair
O’er our country, my little pony
Rules with love and grace to spare

Verse 2
Flim and Flam: their latest scam?
Selling bootleg gala passes
She rolls her eyes, as AJ sighs
When will they stop cheating the masses?

Beaurocrating, her mane is matting
But she loves running the world
With delegation, she rules our nation
Then flies to me with wings unfurled

PreChorus
And when the bills pile high
And all her friends have said goodbye
Overwhelmed, she snuggles with me
A gentle whinny, as I say, Twily...

Chorus (x2)
Hold me closer, Tiny Prancer
Count the ponies in the skyway
Lay me down in fields of barley
You’re such a busy mare, today.

Rest of Song:
Verse 1, PreChorus, Chorus x2

Author's Note:

I rhymed a lot more than Bernie Taupin did. Meh?

Comments

[FanOfMostEverything]

I do love a good filk. Lovely stuff.

[Super Trampoline]

10907901
I've discovered I write them massively quicker than I write my original Pony songs. In fact check back in about 40 seconds for another Elton John one.