Twilight thinks that, clearly, the question calls for a long rant about why a certain porn story should be read. Twilight may have misinterpreted the situation.
Your good friend Princess Twilight Sparkle misunderstood the fine print. Now, she and the rest of your friends are desperate to stop you from doing something really, really funny.
Yoooo what the heck?
Cool story bro.
...W. A. T.
oof