This story is a sequel to Shut Up And Dance
Alrighty everypony! Grabbed your loved ones, tighten your lederhosen and drink beer until the music starts to sound good! Because it's Pony Polka Power time!!!
Basically, since there is going to be a considerable amount of in universe time between my Anon-A-Miss arc and the second arc, which I am officially naming the Pandora arc (because I'm a smarty), I'm going to make a whole bunch of one shots that basically fill the time in between.
Questions may be answered! Characters getting more depth! The start of more canon!
Tune in to see if your burning questions are answered or just for a laugh gentle readers!
Addendum: There is obviously going to be more than five characters featured in these one shots, I'm just listing the ones that are obviously the most popular/probably have the most inquiries as to their fate. 
Added Addendum: Sex tag just to be on the safe side.
7727498 I know. I thought at first this'd end happy but... sometimes it just doesn't work out that way.
Aww poor Bobby, hope he finds someone else down the line.
I was wondering how you would work that bit from MitM into the story and I got to say I love it. Oh Adagio that little devil. Surprised she didn't try and set them up for a three some.
I hope you have her do this again with other couples or characters.
I recall one time I watched Friends and this one girl thought her husband/boyfriend was a bit too interested in sharks after walking in on him. She tried make his dream come true but he reveals he had changed the channel as any guy would've done, much to her relief.
Other similar bit is a recent episode of South park, which was both gross and hilarious.
Pretty awesome!
Can't wait to read more.
7731025 I just woke up so I'm kinda out of it, but what's MitM? XD
Yeah, I can really see Adagio as a sort of meddler/match maker, mainly because it amuses her so. XD
And yeah, I originally had in mind a happy ending for Cinch and Bobby, but as I thought about it, in this situation it just wasn't gonna happen.
7731179 Indeed, more one shots will be coming down the pipeline, I got plenty in mind. XD
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Malcolm in the Middle, I told you about one episode where this girl tricked two brothers into thinking the other was gay.
7732596 .... duh. *palm hits forehead* But yeah, it was an inspiration. XD
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So how are they going to find our she tricked them and how are they going to get back at her.
7733861 Still debating on whether they find out or not. If it happens, it will come...
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Hope they do cause I picture them pulling the same payback this one girl did to a guy over a prank from 1 st grade.
7733879 That's a long time waiting to get revenge. XD
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Still it was funny as hell. It involved a restaurant, a bathroom stall and switching/stealing articles of clothing.
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Oh wow! Adagio never ceases to make me laugh when it comes to sex!!
There a fanfic where Sonata became a sign twiler if I recall. A one shot, thou it's different from this one, one the Dazzlings weren't friends with the Rainbooms.
DAAAWWWWW, i love the scene when she crawled towards the door, even with a new body and no tme to adjust woudl not stop her from rescuing her true love!
7751714 I guess I'm not surprised. I may have actually read that one a looooooong time ago and that's probably why the idea suck.
And yup, while Jackie may be impulsive and not think things through, at least she has DETERMINATION. XD
To be fair Pokemon Sun/Moon are very addictive. Also when I read the sign twiler part my mind went straight to this show called 1000 ways to die, a show that dramatized how some people have died. A 'showdown' between two sign twiler lead to one of their deaths as a sharp edge of his sign cut his throat. You can figure out the rest.
Anyway great chapter.
7753458 I remember that show! I loved it. One of my favorites was the dick gym teacher and the javelin. XD
Man Celestia is such a troll. Hmm any chance of her playing a prank on them? Maybe something about them expecting a new addition thanks to magic?
7753464 Magical immaculate conception? XD
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Yep. It would be a good way to test Jackie as well as get a few good laughs.
7753876 Truuuuueeee. But that's later, right now I'm writing the human CMC one shot.
Nice, wghile i'm, still pretty ticked at them still, they are paying the price, and not that whimpy stuff like inthe comic, where the sisters forgave them so easily.
WSell they still lost a bit of trust but was settled way to easily.
I like this one as it's more realastic.
7754146 Yeah, I'm sure it's silly to do in a world of portals and talking pastel horses and humans but I like to think logically when I write (well when it comes to studying characters and how they would/might act). I'm not into the whole "everyone is a dick and people who make mistakes must be punished horribly" but I don't buy a whole instant forgiveness thing if an act leads to bad consequences that hurt people.
The CMC are still in the shit because what they did was bad but they're not monsters, and time will heal wounds. So yeah that's my take on it.
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Looking forward to it. Oh I can picture it now.
Jackie runs up to her friends.
Jackie: Guys I got Sunset pregnant!
Bobby: Wait? So you hooked up with som-
Sandy: Hold that thought Bobby. Jackie explain how did you get Sunset pregnant.
J: Magic!
S: Okay sounds legit no need for anymore details.
B: OH! So one of you magically grew a-
JS: BOBBY!
Sonata: This is a lot like those fan fiction stories that Aria loves to read when she thinks she's alone.
Else where
Aria: Huh? I don't know why but I think I'm going to murder Sonata tonight.
7754507 I love it. XD
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Thank the latest episode of Dragon Ball Z Abridged and my wandering mind ending up on an old episode of SpongeBob.
And this site after I turned off the M rated filter.
7755672 Well, I will neither confirm or deny the possibility of magical conception (i don't care how overused it is!) but I already got a picture of what the kid(s) will be like. And Jackie's Archer-style freak out. Meaning she's gonna hurl. XD
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I am neither for or against the possibility of magic babies but I am all for it being used to freak out Jackie, as well as others reactions to it.
7756229 But of course. XD
HHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BOY!
Jackie Jackie Jackie...what have you gotten you're self into now?
7761733 MWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!
Poor Jackie.
she would've been better off making a deal with the devil.
Hopefully when Sunset finds out she'll be very touched and reward Jackie that'll Jackie a speechless grinning mess that can only response with twin thumbs up. I'm sure Adagio can give her ideas.
Just one question over their deal: sexy French maid outfit?
7762170 A French maid outfit? Mmmm, no, not creative enough.
*Adagio smirks and puts on a headband with doggy ears on Jackie's head along with a collar and leash to go with the sexy daisy duke shorts and torn up t-shirt that barely hides anything*
There we go!
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I think she's saving that for Sunset's birthday.
I tip my imaginary hat to Jackie for sticking to the deal. Hopefully Sunset will reward her for all her efforts. She just better be sure not to let Adagio have a band in it as I get the feeling she might trick Sunset or her again and one of them will end up in that doggy costume..... On second maybe they should go to Adagio for all their romantic issues.
7766180 Yeah. I mean if Jackie were single on her own, it wouldn't be a problem. But she's growin' up and prioritizing bills, girlfriend, and booze. Yay adulthood! XD
Yeah, I didn't intend to utilize Adagio in this way but I'm loving it. XD
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Who wouldn't love it?
Eh, that ended about as well as I expected.
So this is what CAH has culminated in...Wonderful
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http://imgur.com/hZkvh3E