It make me wonder a few things, one: Who was the lucky guy. Two: How long will Celestia keep her job after this? And third: How many of the student body will be doing the horizontal tango that night?
OK, wow. Just wow. I guess there will be a partner fic to this with Equestria Girls Gone Wild, featuring the obvious sex that's happening. For a moment, I thought it was actually a fakeout and what we hear is not what is happening, but this is so blatant and in your face that it's funny as Hell. Seriously, this is GOLD!
Oh that was just Bucking Perfect, I can't wait to see what happens next, though I doubt it could top this chapter, unless you do something with Pony Celestia coming to Human Equestria and she gets pulled into something with her Human counterpart then.
Okay, this was pretty hilarious (though I wouldn't mind a spinoff chapter in Equestria Girls Gone Wild titled "Under the Bleachers"). The only part I'm left unsatisfied with is no information regarding Celestia's partner in this endeavor.
For who it is... bets are on Rally Flag. OC that Principal Celestia is usually seen fucking in quite a bit of artwork. Second, Apple Bloom you ain't foolin anyone. Third, DAYUM Cheerilee.
Celestia frowned in confusion. "Microphone? Wha—" Her eyes widened. She rushed back into her office...
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" everybody who was still on campus heard, before the PA system was clicked sharply off.
Y'know, I might have seen the punchline coming a mile away, but it was still so freaking worth it.
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Dang, how bad is Flash Sentry's self control? Nobody can blame a guy for getting hard in such a situation, but actually jacking off in the corner, in a room full of girls? Get a grip, man! ... No, wait; poor choice of words. Don't get a grip. I repeat, do not get a hold of yourself!
Heheheheeee, this is gooood shit. Going pretty go-
"Thanks," Rainbow said. She shifted awkwardly, then leaned closer. "I kinda do want my ass grabbed right now," she admitted. "Just...not by some random guy I don't know." She grabbed Soarin's hand and placed it on her crotch. Soarin stiffened. "Umm..." He coughed. "That...that's not your ass," he said numbly. "I know," Rainbow said lecherously.
Annnnd there went the good thoughts... here's hoping Soarin gets the most vicious variation of aids somehow
"Eh, not so much th' first time," Apple Bloom said offhandedly. "It gets better." The others stared at her. "Uhh...is what they say on TV, Ah mean...heheh..."
Okay good thoughts are back... and I am so morbidly curious now
Cheerilee rolled her eyes and snorted. "Oh, come on," she said derisively. "A woman your age can't take it up the ass without screaming like a prom queen getting her cherry popped?"
Cheerilee is now my favorite character in this
And Flash Sentry... *clicks tongue and shakes head*
Eh, enjoyable chapter nonetheless Just had one part I didn't like, but alas... good shit.
Didn't we cover that Scootaloo was male in this? In "Just Girls Talking...?" Unless that was from Luna's perspective and she just didn't know... but I think she would be the type to have personally gone over every students file, at one point or another.
8369395 Well, MythrilMoth has stated before that the different chapters of this collection aren't necessarily in continuity with each other, unless specifically mentioned. Thus it could be that the Scootaloo in this chapter is not the same as the one in Just Guys Fapping, which is in turn the same involuntary crossdresser (Crossdressee?) who was introduced in Just Girls Talking.
Or Mythril just typed "her" out of habit. Could go either way.
Holy shit. Geez, I guess we don't have to wonder whom you consider to be your very own personal "waifu" and exclusive property.
Waifu, yes. very much so~
Property, no. I am no slave owner... unless it involves the caribou, then I'll slave drive them to death.
And Soarin getting incredibly vicious aids magically and dying in a miserable, lonely, and sad pile of filth in a dirty rancid diseased filled gutter somewhere and leaving Dashie free of the terrible and horrible fate that is the SoarinDash ship? Yes please.
I am reminded of that one scene in "Porky's" (Or was it part 2?) where the gym coach gets the lady coach in the boy's locker room and everyone in the gym can hear her and are just laughing their asses off...
It make me wonder a few things, one: Who was the lucky guy. Two: How long will Celestia keep her job after this? And third: How many of the student body will be doing the horizontal tango that night?
OK, wow. Just wow. I guess there will be a partner fic to this with Equestria Girls Gone Wild, featuring the obvious sex that's happening. For a moment, I thought it was actually a fakeout and what we hear is not what is happening, but this is so blatant and in your face that it's funny as Hell. Seriously, this is GOLD!
If i could give this story a second thumbs-up i would.
oh god that was awesome lol
I have no words. That was beyond hilarious.
I was initially expecting for it all to be a red herring and nothing bad was actually happening. Then things escalated...
Id kill for a follow up chapter
Oh that was just Bucking Perfect, I can't wait to see what happens next, though I doubt it could top this chapter, unless you do something with Pony Celestia coming to Human Equestria and she gets pulled into something with her Human counterpart then.
Okay, this was pretty hilarious (though I wouldn't mind a spinoff chapter in Equestria Girls Gone Wild titled "Under the Bleachers"). The only part I'm left unsatisfied with is no information regarding Celestia's partner in this endeavor.
Let's just hope there's no teenaged pregnancies to come from that. Because those bleachers certainly just became legendary
And oh the magic School, where principals can get railed GOOD on the PA system and not be fired on the spot, for the sexy shenanigans demand it!
Love it, more soon?
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Principal Celestia is eternal. Unending, unyielding, undying. For ever and ever.
For who it is... bets are on Rally Flag. OC that Principal Celestia is usually seen fucking in quite a bit of artwork. Second, Apple Bloom you ain't foolin anyone. Third, DAYUM Cheerilee.
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Well, a whole BUNCH of Rally Flag pics inspired this, so...sure, why not. But officially, it's some unnamed guy she hooked up with.
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You do know that after my comment and yours, no one is gonna care about officially, they are gonna think Rally Flag.
That was fucking hilarious!
Eheheheh. AHAHAHAHAHAH!! HAHAHAHAHAHA~!!!!
..............who's the lucky bastard?
This... this was the best chapter yet. A follow up to it would be amazing.
Yeah if this was me I'd just be laughing my ass off through the whole thing. I'd be laughing so hard, I'd be on the ground gasping for air.
Y'know, I might have seen the punchline coming a mile away, but it was still so freaking worth it.
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ʏᴏᴜ ᴍᴇᴀɴ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛʜɪs?
I was laughing all throughout this chapter. This has got to be one of the funniest ones yet.
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Yes. How did you get that? Cutting and pasting them in from word didn't work.
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You mean the [smcaps] bbcode that already exists?
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Very slow clap
I really didn't expect that one. Damn funny though.
I feel like this was covered/mentioned before. Was it?
OKAY BUT WHO THE HELL RUTTED PRINCIPAL CELESTIA TO OBLIVION?!?!?!?
Also I wonder at Crystal Prep Academy Cadence is celebrating her new role with her Shining Armor?
Okay... so... that was a thing.
That was hilarious. Honestly don't even mind that we don't learn who Celestia's partner was, since the chapter was so good.
Dang, how bad is Flash Sentry's self control? Nobody can blame a guy for getting hard in such a situation, but actually jacking off in the corner, in a room full of girls? Get a grip, man! ... No, wait; poor choice of words. Don't get a grip. I repeat, do not get a hold of yourself!
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Don't you mean "hilarious fucking"?
Like many others I wish to know; who was the lucky guy?
i wonder whether that was recorded or not
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Human World Discord?
Damn it Flash... your in a room of beautiful teen age girls who are listening to sex and you fap in a corner!!
For the love of the male labito(sp) at least ASK if anyone interested in helping before you take measures into your own hand....
Laughed so hard at this chapter.
Heheheheeee, this is gooood shit.
Going pretty go-
Annnnd there went the good thoughts...
here's hoping Soarin gets the most vicious variation of aids somehow
Okay good thoughts are back... and I am so morbidly curious now
Cheerilee is now my favorite character in this
And Flash Sentry... *clicks tongue and shakes head*
Eh, enjoyable chapter nonetheless Just had one part I didn't like, but alas... good shit.
Keep it up!
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For ever and ever. Amen.
Whoops, my core Lutheran heuristics just fired up again. Should probably get those removed...
That went on far longer than it had to and that makes me happier than can be expressed in any known language.
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No, they aren't together in this world, as documented in Flurry the Furry.
Well, maybe they are now, but it doesn't last.
Oh geez xD
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Holy shit. Geez, I guess we don't have to wonder whom you consider to be your very own personal "waifu" and exclusive property.
Didn't we cover that Scootaloo was male in this? In "Just Girls Talking...?" Unless that was from Luna's perspective and she just didn't know... but I think she would be the type to have personally gone over every students file, at one point or another.
Imma just laugh at this and move on before I get a warning for spamming laughter in text form.
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Well, MythrilMoth has stated before that the different chapters of this collection aren't necessarily in continuity with each other, unless specifically mentioned. Thus it could be that the Scootaloo in this chapter is not the same as the one in Just Guys Fapping, which is in turn the same involuntary crossdresser (Crossdressee?) who was introduced in Just Girls Talking.
Or Mythril just typed "her" out of habit. Could go either way.
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Waifu, yes. very much so~
Property, no. I am no slave owner... unless it involves the caribou, then I'll slave drive them to death.
And Soarin getting incredibly vicious aids magically and dying in a miserable, lonely, and sad pile of filth in a dirty rancid diseased filled gutter somewhere and leaving Dashie free of the terrible and horrible fate that is the SoarinDash ship? Yes please.
I'm fucking dead
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The Talking stories are not internally consistent with each other by design. Scootaloo might be a boy in one chapter and a girl in another.
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That too.
Thinking evil thoughts here: record that, turn it into a remix and upload to MyStable.
I am reminded of that one scene in "Porky's" (Or was it part 2?) where the gym coach gets the lady coach in the boy's locker room and everyone in the gym can hear her and are just laughing their asses off...