.....may we have the third quiet one in on this story for The Council of Shy? Also, who of the Rainbooms would cover for me if say....something were to "happen" to Zephyr? Hypothetical of course.
I wonder what percentage of professional linguists got their start learning foreign obscenities as an immature schoolkid. We already know Fluttershy has a talent for languages, being able to converse with birds well enough to convey mathematical concepts.
My favorites have always been "perkele" and "绿帽子." "Flitzekacke" is also a good one. Though some genius decided to name a childrens' game after it.
How well do I remember the time I found out the hard way that the singular of "putti" is NOT "puta." The teacher was not amused. Or if she was, she hid it well. metmuseum.org/toah/images/hb/hb_1982.438.jpg
And the time I accidentally called Germany "Doucheland" (I thought the T was silent)
"That's why I shoved the vacuum cleaner hose down his pants," Fluttershy said, eyes half-lidded. "He should be thanking me, I mean, it's probably the only time in his whole life he'll ever get his dick sucked."
"That's why I shoved the vacuum cleaner hose down his pants," Fluttershy said, eyes half-lidded. "He should be thanking me, I mean, it's probably the only time in his whole life he'll ever get his dick sucked."
"That's why I shoved the vacuum cleaner hose down his pants," Fluttershy said, eyes half-lidded. "He should be thanking me, I mean, it's probably the only time in his whole life he'll ever get his dick sucked."
9092266 Not even really sure why he's even portrayed like that. He didn't even act anything like what he's so often portrayed as in stories like these. Then again, the Fandom and canonical depiction of characters never went well together.
9094987 Because "lazy mooching bum" doesn't have quite the same level of douchebag cred for a teenage boy as it does for a young adult, so in order to keep up the same level of "fuck this asshole" canon provides, the EG version of ZB needs an equivalent level of douchebag, and there's nothing douchebaggier than a hormonal teen who can't stop thinking with his dick and is a total scuzz about it.
Question: Have you ever thought about writing a story where Fluttershy and the others have to save Zephyr from a psycho bitch or an actual succubus/monster? I got the idea after watching some old recordings of South Park (the episode in which Chief was bewitched by and was getting married to a succubus) and Family Guy (the episode where Quagmire met his "soulmate" who later kidnapped him in order to do horrible and extreme things to him, even by his standards).
I honestly I think it would a laugh riot as Fluttershy is stuck between wanting to save her pervert scum bag of a little brother and killing him herself.
Or maybe just a story in which HE actually finds and hooks up with a girl he actually likes and is actually trying to make things work with her. And the way he beings acting is freaking Fluttershy out.
"That's why I shoved the vacuum cleaner hose down his pants," Fluttershy said, eyes half-lidded. "He should be thanking me, I mean, it's probably the only time in his whole life he'll ever get his dick sucked."
"That's why I shoved the vacuum cleaner hose down his pants," Fluttershy said, eyes half-lidded. "He should be thanking me, I mean, it's probably the only time in his whole life he'll ever get his dick sucked."
Don't step on Limestone's bolder holders?
Marble is the psycho of the Pie family? Never saw that one coming.
...wat da fak?
I mean, it was hilarious...but...wat da fak?
It's always the quiet ones.
9092036
Yeah, that was pretty much my reaction.
9092043
Damn it, man, you beat me to it!
.....may we have the third quiet one in on this story for The Council of Shy? Also, who of the Rainbooms would cover for me if say....something were to "happen" to Zephyr? Hypothetical of course.
I wonder what percentage of professional linguists got their start learning foreign obscenities as an immature schoolkid. We already know Fluttershy has a talent for languages, being able to converse with birds well enough to convey mathematical concepts.
My favorites have always been "perkele" and "绿帽子." "Flitzekacke" is also a good one. Though some genius decided to name a childrens' game after it.
How well do I remember the time I found out the hard way that the singular of "putti" is NOT "puta." The teacher was not amused. Or if she was, she hid it well.
metmuseum.org/toah/images/hb/hb_1982.438.jpg
And the time I accidentally called Germany "Doucheland" (I thought the T was silent)
Poor Pinkie. It's like an ice cream headache in reverse!
9092031
Beat me to it.
9092033
Strangely enough it fits though.
I swear every time I read a story involving Zephyr... his face becomes just a little more punchable...
9092088
"He was foolishly running with scissors, Principal Celestia. Honest!"
9092031
Are you trying to kill us all?
9092266
This is a perfectly natural reaction.
*As Darth Sidious*: Yesssss, give into your hate. The Dark Side calls to you.
It's funny 'cause it's true!
9092162
Depends, are we talking 1935-1945 Germany? Because if so, I think you had the right of it.
Fucking looool! That is perfection in a nutshell~
Nicely done.
... Beware The Quiet Ones,
That would make Maud an opened pervert?
9092031
That pun caused me physical pain.
Love it just love all of it
I take it Full Mast sister... who goes unnoticed, has green hair... is it Wallflower Blush?
Hold up... Wallflower is Full Mast’s sister, yeah?
9093130
9093279
Yep.
That was fantastic, as always.
But as always, anything you write that centers around Fluttershy I enjoy.
I wanna see more of the Pie sisters in this story. They always make things more interesting.
Y'know, when I saw the title of this chapter, I thought it said "Sibling Ribaldry" and wondered what it might be about.
9094498
Well you weren't too far off. In fact, that would've been a better title for the chapter.
..actually, Imma steal that.
9094854
I'm curious as to the hows and whys
9092266
Not even really sure why he's even portrayed like that. He didn't even act anything like what he's so often portrayed as in stories like these.
Then again, the Fandom and canonical depiction of characters never went well together.
9094987
Because "lazy mooching bum" doesn't have quite the same level of douchebag cred for a teenage boy as it does for a young adult, so in order to keep up the same level of "fuck this asshole" canon provides, the EG version of ZB needs an equivalent level of douchebag, and there's nothing douchebaggier than a hormonal teen who can't stop thinking with his dick and is a total scuzz about it.
Also because it totally fits.
9095044
Eh, fair enough I guess.
Don't fully agree with you, but each their own I guess.
9095044
Eh, fair enough I guess.
Don't fully agree with you, but each their own I guess.
That was funny... forgive me Fluttershy but the hooters joke made me laugh, still not cool though.
We need some yandere Marble!
Question: Have you ever thought about writing a story where Fluttershy and the others have to save Zephyr from a psycho bitch or an actual succubus/monster? I got the idea after watching some old recordings of South Park (the episode in which Chief was bewitched by and was getting married to a succubus) and Family Guy (the episode where Quagmire met his "soulmate" who later kidnapped him in order to do horrible and extreme things to him, even by his standards).
I honestly I think it would a laugh riot as Fluttershy is stuck between wanting to save her pervert scum bag of a little brother and killing him herself.
Or maybe just a story in which HE actually finds and hooks up with a girl he actually likes and is actually trying to make things work with her. And the way he beings acting is freaking Fluttershy out.
9098104
It's your idea, you write it.
Fluttershy can be visious when pissed.
Man I love dark FlutterButters. She is my favorite Flutters.
Actually, now I'm a little curious about the story of Marble, Pinkie, and the popsicle....
9092411
Awwwww... I was gonna do that.
9103854
Maybe next time, darling.
9102802
The world shall never know the tale of Pinkie's anal Popsicle
Tent Pitcher and Full Mast.......... sexual innuendo much?
9299133
Nah, Sexual Innuendo is in a different chapter. And if not he totally should be.
Full Mast's sister = Wallflower Blush
Who is actually quite sexy in a plain Jane way.