i feel sorry for that shattered femur guy i mean fuck man you gonna tell your grandkids i couldve been one of the greats but i gangbanged a country girl and she shattered my femur
I... uh... hmm... that was certainly a chapter And lol... AB giving advice was adorable~ huehuehuehue...*files away idea that'll never see the light of day*
.....So I'm just gonna take a shot in the dark and say this takes place AFTER legend of Everfree when AJ gets her Super strength right? I mean then the strength thing makes a little more sense. Don't get me wrong AJ is plenty strong but she's not super strong normally and if it is the Super Strength thing, can't she just put the Geode away.
And honestly the idea that AJ is boring frankly I think is kind of silly. If I went to high school with someone like AJ, I probably would ask her out if I had the option....Granted my social skills suck worse than a black hole but you get my point.
Also a little surprised Apple Bloom is so okay with talking about something like this, though her little listing of the Mane 6 and how they would be classified was pretty funny.
Can you believe that I was honestly thinking something along these lines the other day? Applejack trying desperately to get laid. Mind you, my version had her going off the deep end and going full dominatrix.
"Ya'll are gonna love me." "Um, Applejack, I think we should just be friends." "Tweren't no request, sugarcube."
Also, Apple Bloom, way to sell Scootaloo short. I know she's boyish, but there are dudes that are into that. Or is this like Just Girls Talking and Scootaloo is a boy? Was he the one who Apple Bloom...
I seem to recall a manga where a similar issue came up with a super strong girl in love with an ordinary boy, as I recall they solved that problem by using "shibari" which is to say binding her up immobile before beginning coitus.
8051394 If you're talking about Oversharing, see the author's notes for Oversharing, and also see the sequel story Oversharing, and the five different blog posts about Oversharing having been separated from this story and made a standalone story...
"Ooooh," Apple Bloom drawled, a smirk crossing her face. "You mean you're horny."
Clever kid. Then again, she's probably what, early teens?
"Well," Apple Bloom said slowly, "thing about boys is, they got types they like, y'know? An' it's like...yeah, okay, hard-workin' farm girl with a nice body an' a tan an' freckles an' all, that's sure enough a type guys like, but..." She started ticking off points on her fingers. "Then you got th' hot jock girl, th' hot nerd girl, th' shy pretty girl with big titties, th' high-falutin' type Rarity is, th'...oh, what was that Button called it?" She pursed her lips. "Somethin' Neighponese. Gain key girl or whutever? Ah reckon it means crazy party girl, so that's Pinkie, and then you got Sunset, an' she looks like she walked right outta one'a them old rock an' roll videos from th' 80s." She gestured expansively. "Ah mean, you got like...a whole anime harem of friends there."
... I got nothing to say to this. That's just absolutely correct. Again, clever kid.
Applejack blinked. "Huh," she said. "So what you're sayin' is...compared t' mah friends, Ah'm...boring?"
To be honest, (hah), kinda, yeah.
Apple Bloom coughed, her cheeks heating up. "This ain't about me, now, is it?" she said. "Besides, only real competition Ah got fer boys is Sweetie Belle an' Silver Spoon."
Hm, well, I suppose less competition helps. And they're less afraid of her considering that she can't arm wrestle 5 guys at once and win without breaking a sweat.
"Just ask your ass what?" Pinkie asked. "Oh! Is this some new magic? Do you have a Magic Ass-Ball?"
While I'm sure Applejack has a lovely ass, I don't think that's quite how it works.
"...come again?" Rainbow asked. "Ah ain't even come th' one time, that's th' problem," Applejack muttered.
HEH!
"I told them the first one to solve the equation I gave them and text me the correct answer can touch my boobs." Her phone started buzzing like crazy.
This brings me immense amusement.
Rainbow Dash, for her part, was looking around the table like her friends were all crazy. "Did...did you just promise sex to random guys just to prove a point?"
Apparently, yeah. Worse things to do for worse motives, heck, one bad guy from a video game series has been described as wanting to bring about an apocalypse out of sheer curiosity.
A pointed cough intruded on their conversation. They all looked up into the stern face of Principal Celestia. "Girls," Celestia said quietly, "you do understand I'm running a school here, not a brothel, right?"
I'd be surprised that a principal is out and about, but hey, my principal was also my math teacher, so not that weird.
Celestia rolled her eyes. "You're stronger than any five boys at this school. They're all terrified you're going to crush them." With that, she walked away.
Case in point.
The girls all looked at her. She looked around the cafeteria, then motioned for them to lean in closer. "Maybe the guys won't be so scared of getting hurt if there's more than one guy, you know? Safety in numbers and all that."
... She does have a point.
Two of them had to be carried out on stretchers. One of them suffered a shattered femur and never played football again.
Really though, you are absolutely not the only one here who's into big, strong women. My dream girl is six-foot-three, weighs in at about a hundred and seventy pounds, and can hold a grown man in a bridal carry.
How do you think the hospital scene with the boy with the broken femur went with his parents went? Doctor: We have managed to make him comfortable but he has only just regained consciousness. Mother: Oh, my poor boy! Speak to me, what happened to you? Boy: -Looks at his parents with a lazy smile- I had snu-snu... Dad: -Sheds a happy tear- You sure did, son... You sure did.
8051285 Actually, in Just Girls Talking, there was a chapter where Scootaloo mentions s/he's a guy, but her/his parents wanted a girl so bad they legally labeled him a girl. On the transcripts and everything. Scoots just kinda gave up after awhile.
On the one hand, there's guys who're definitely fine with a physically strong woman like Applejack- for some, it's a major turn-on, even. On the other hand, I suspect it's rarer in high school, and it's something that veers closer to kinky territory than somebody like Applejack might be comfortable with, given how she seems to be almost painfully vanilla.
Rainbow Dash, for her part, was looking around the table like her friends were all crazy. "Did...did you just promise sex to random guys just to prove a point?"
Lo and behold, this was the moment Rainbow Dash finally realized that, for all her bravado and posturing, she's actually the prudish one of the group
That obviously means she'll try to change the situation with hilarious results
What the what!?! THAT WAS AMAZING I LOVED IT!!!
Oh god, this was hilarious!
Also, I'm so glad it was Celestia who explained things. That was even better!
That ending was great love it
I....That.....WHAT THE FU-?!
Wow... um... this was legit.
But seriously, I feel bad for Applejack. I feel like this would be an actual problem she'd have.
Might write that one day... Damn it Mythril! Stop giving me great ideas!!!
They were justified!
Oh, this was hilarious! Oh, I love sex humor! I don't always get it, but I love it!
I could not stop laughing from start to finish
Boys boys boys. That ending is why "flat doggy style" was invented
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And yet i still laughed
Me: *Grabs AJ's butt and shakes it* Will Applejack get laid? *Stares at her butt for a second* All signs point to yes.
What in tarnation?!?!?!?!
..... I .... I cant... just... What?
i feel sorry for that shattered femur guy i mean fuck man you gonna tell your grandkids i couldve been one of the greats but i gangbanged a country girl and she shattered my femur
8051048 This comment wins the Internet for the night...
and thats the problem with super-strength.
...unless of course she simply lets them do all the work....
Well dang, hope CHS' football prospects can wait til AJ graduates...
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I first read that line as 'magic ass-pull' and was like, "No Pinkie, if anyone had that it would be you."
Maybe she should've taken the pendant off first?
I... uh... hmm... that was certainly a chapter And lol... AB giving advice was adorable~
huehuehuehue...*files away idea that'll never see the light of day*
This, ladies and gentlemen... is why AJ is scary
Well, Applejack, you should've asked your friends for help.
.....So I'm just gonna take a shot in the dark and say this takes place AFTER legend of Everfree when AJ gets her Super strength right? I mean then the strength thing makes a little more sense. Don't get me wrong AJ is plenty strong but she's not super strong normally and if it is the Super Strength thing, can't she just put the Geode away.
And honestly the idea that AJ is boring frankly I think is kind of silly. If I went to high school with someone like AJ, I probably would ask her out if I had the option....Granted my social skills suck worse than a black hole but you get my point.
Also a little surprised Apple Bloom is so okay with talking about something like this, though her little listing of the Mane 6 and how they would be classified was pretty funny.
Heh. And managed to work in a reference from the now-separated Flash story for good measure. Applejack: Element of Death by Snoo-Snoo!
Well... that last chapter *insert escalated quickly meme* didn't see that one in the cards.
*tips fedora*
Hmmm maybe they should gotten six guys instead.
Well, that was hilarious. Congratulations, Applejack, I guess?
Can you believe that I was honestly thinking something along these lines the other day? Applejack trying desperately to get laid. Mind you, my version had her going off the deep end and going full dominatrix.
"Ya'll are gonna love me."
"Um, Applejack, I think we should just be friends."
"Tweren't no request, sugarcube."
Also, Apple Bloom, way to sell Scootaloo short. I know she's boyish, but there are dudes that are into that. Or is this like Just Girls Talking and Scootaloo is a boy? Was he the one who Apple Bloom...
Yeah, let's end that train of thought.
Death by snoo snoo: A happy death caused by a shattered pelvis.
Im fairly shure an episode is lost, where is it???
I seem to recall a manga where a similar issue came up with a super strong girl in love with an ordinary boy, as I recall they solved that problem by using "shibari" which is to say binding her up immobile before beginning coitus.
Everything was fine, then I read the end and lost it. My family is asking me why I was laughting in the floor.
Nice ejecution, realistic feeling and awesome ending!
8051394 If you're talking about Oversharing, see the author's notes for Oversharing, and also see the sequel story Oversharing, and the five different blog posts about Oversharing having been separated from this story and made a standalone story...
Clever kid. Then again, she's probably what, early teens?
... I got nothing to say to this. That's just absolutely correct. Again, clever kid.
To be honest, (hah), kinda, yeah.
Hm, well, I suppose less competition helps. And they're less afraid of her considering that she can't arm wrestle 5 guys at once and win without breaking a sweat.
While I'm sure Applejack has a lovely ass, I don't think that's quite how it works.
HEH!
This brings me immense amusement.
Apparently, yeah. Worse things to do for worse motives, heck, one bad guy from a video game series has been described as wanting to bring about an apocalypse out of sheer curiosity.
I'd be surprised that a principal is out and about, but hey, my principal was also my math teacher, so not that weird.
Case in point.
... She does have a point.
... Holy shit.
Oh....my.....
Oh man, this was brilliant!
Am I the only one attracted to women stronger than me?
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Really though, you are absolutely not the only one here who's into big, strong women. My dream girl is six-foot-three, weighs in at about a hundred and seventy pounds, and can hold a grown man in a bridal carry.
Most know her as either Brienne or Phasma.
How do you think the hospital scene with the boy with the broken femur went with his parents went?
Doctor: We have managed to make him comfortable but he has only just regained consciousness.
Mother: Oh, my poor boy! Speak to me, what happened to you?
Boy: -Looks at his parents with a lazy smile- I had snu-snu...
Dad: -Sheds a happy tear- You sure did, son... You sure did.
Yes. That is all.
Huh so that's why truth be told she would be the first id ask then sci twi
8051285 Actually, in Just Girls Talking, there was a chapter where Scootaloo mentions s/he's a guy, but her/his parents wanted a girl so bad they legally labeled him a girl. On the transcripts and everything. Scoots just kinda gave up after awhile.
At this point maybe you should make a series called "girls just being dirty" for showing things like what Applejack did.
Ahhh...yeah, this is better. "Oversharing" got a bit too much for me as it went on.
8051441 Nope. I am too.
8051414 Somehow, I don't see Applejack being into bondage.
Ass-Ball. more like Ass-leigh ball am i right?
8051717 And que Admiral Akbar:
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On the one hand, there's guys who're definitely fine with a physically strong woman like Applejack- for some, it's a major turn-on, even. On the other hand, I suspect it's rarer in high school, and it's something that veers closer to kinky territory than somebody like Applejack might be comfortable with, given how she seems to be almost painfully vanilla.
8051905 Not what I was thinking, but I snickered at that.
Lo and behold, this was the moment Rainbow Dash finally realized that, for all her bravado and posturing, she's actually the prudish one of the group
That obviously means she'll try to change the situation with hilarious results
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I know. That's what I said.
8052054 Oops, missed that part of the comment.
In one swoop you managed to make me unable to look at my 2 favorite humans and favorite background human the same way again