"Wow, they really like putting you with Bakugo, Ochako-chan," said a girl with pink skin, short pink hair, and floppy yellow horns sprouting out of her head. "Almost as much as they like putting you with Midoriya-kun!"
I can see why. With Bakugo, opposites attract, Bakugo is very, loud and angry while Ochako is usually very peppy and cheery, and with Midoriya, Ochako was (I think) his first friend at UA. And they saved each other's lives.
"Or both of them at the same time, ribbit," a girl with a froggy face and long hair said.
"Says the girl who's half naked whenever she's fighting," chimed in a girl whose earlobes stretched out into long, thin, flexible cords with plugs on the ends.
She has a point.
"If there's one thing these perverts have in abundance, it's imagination,"
If you're gonna make porn, might as well put in the effort of being creative with it.
"They're even drawing porn of me," said an empty uniform which floated in midair and somehow suggested the shape of a girl with a modest bustline. "How does that even work?"
With great difficulty.
"Yeah, I mean, it's just some dude humping empty air," the angry blond, Katsuki Bakugo, said. "How lame, pathetic, and desperate do you have to be to waste your time on that?"
A very poor choice of works.
The girls, however, were all poring intently over the images Tsuya had unearthed. "Oh wow," Ochako said. "I don't think Deku-kun's butt can stretch like that..."
The body can be surprising.
The floating school uniform of Tooru Hagakure came to a stop next to her, and she carefully removed the entire uniform to reveal her selfie drone, which she switched off and set on a table.
How clever.
"You did great, Fluttershy," 'Bakugo' said as he—or rather, she—shook out her long copper and gold hair and combed her fingers through it.
Sunset as Bakugo. I can see it.
"I still think that entire affair was ill-advised," Rarity said as she repaired her black-dyed hair into its usual style. "It's bad enough our private conversations always come around to tawdry and lurid carnal matters, but to air our perversions in front of the student body and faculty?"
Rarity makes a good Yaoyorozu.
"We weren't airing our perversions," Pinkie Pie—who, obviously, had played Mina Ashido
Who else?
"Have fun jackin' off!" Rainbow called cheekily behind him, which caused him to trip, yelp, and pick up his pace.
Dammit Rainbow!
"So, umm...thanks for including me, girls," 'Tsuya' said. "I mean...even if it was something as weird and gross and embarrassing as this, at least I was part of the fun for once."
"We were glad to have you, Wallflower," Sunset said. "You did great out there." She sighed. "It's a shame Applejack missed out on this, I think it went great."
Wallflower as Sue, you know that's pretty good.
"I wonder if somewhere, somebody's drawing porn like that of all of us?"
YES. And writing. A lot of it is, meh, but some of it's actually pretty well written, for better or worse.
Okay, that was amazingly hilarious! Up until Miss Cheerilee coughed, I thought it was actually real! And at first, I thought you'd made this into an MLP/MHA crossover. Bravo!
While I greatly enjoy these chapters, there's a certain scenario that I'm surprised no one has tried out yet:
The Dazzlings being responsible for certain fetishes that exist.
I mean come on! Considering the fact that there was banished to Earth 1, 000 years ago and the way the fandom just loves to portray them, it feel like it would fit too well if they ended up conversing with the heroes about how they were responsible for creating certain fetishes...
9061678 Lets be honest here... when we learned that they use to date, and knowing of Sunsets personality back then. You really think she'd be the fucky... and not the fucker.
Loved this chapter. Of course Ashido would be the one driving the conversation forward, and I can see how Deku would get dragged into it. Bakugo's presence was a bit strange, but Sunset's performance as him was believable and it worked well.
I could be mistaken but I THINK that whole thing would have fallen within the bounds of PG-13 as long as they weren't actually showing any of the art they were discussing.
9064888 I had another idea that involved the Dazzlings telling stories about their sexual encounters with each of the Humane Six's ancestors over the years.
Sonata: "Man, Firefly was a hottie."
RD: "Wait, you were with my great-grandmother!?"
Sonata: "Oh? You're related to her? I thought I recognized that tomboyish attitude!"
9069392 I wasn't certain this was a consistent setting from one story to another, to be honest.
Take this for example. Even in a relaxed universe a bit different from our own, Celestia would likely never be allowed in a school again for basically giving everyone a free show, including children. Yeah, it's logic and this is a comedy, so it's not gonna happen-I imagine next chapter if she makes an appearance, this is not going to be relevant to her career beyond embarassment, if it's mentioned at all.
Also, on them having no barriers-yeah, you're right. They established that in a previous chapter, and if this is the same group then this is absolutely in character. That being said, what I said was an opinion, and Flash jerking off in a corner while most of the people around him are at the least uncomfortable about this makes me dislike him a bit. It'd be a similar result if in story he took to annoying everyone by screaming about tomatoes at random times of day.
So... has anyone else never watched something that's super popular and ended up feeling like they were reading something written in another language even though all of the words and writing conventions are familiar? Because that's where I am right now. I get like this a lot, tbh. I feel like whatever impulse or subliminal message calls to the majority of people just passes right by me and I end up mostly, if not completely missing a "shared vibe" whenever it comes to something that gets to a certain size. I think this alienation might be a major factor in my depression, or vice versa.
I can see why. With Bakugo, opposites attract, Bakugo is very, loud and angry while Ochako is usually very peppy and cheery, and with Midoriya, Ochako was (I think) his first friend at UA. And they saved each other's lives.
She has a point.
If you're gonna make porn, might as well put in the effort of being creative with it.
With great difficulty.
A very poor choice of works.
The body can be surprising.
How clever.
Sunset as Bakugo. I can see it.
Rarity makes a good Yaoyorozu.
Who else?
Dammit Rainbow!
Wallflower as Sue, you know that's pretty good.
YES. And writing. A lot of it is, meh, but some of it's actually pretty well written, for better or worse.
This was a work of true beauty
Maybe something like this.
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Edit: Human version:
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Okay, that was amazingly hilarious! Up until Miss Cheerilee coughed, I thought it was actually real! And at first, I thought you'd made this into an MLP/MHA crossover.
Bravo!
While I greatly enjoy these chapters, there's a certain scenario that I'm surprised no one has tried out yet:
The Dazzlings being responsible for certain fetishes that exist.
I mean come on! Considering the fact that there was banished to Earth 1, 000 years ago and the way the fandom just loves to portray them, it feel like it would fit too well if they ended up conversing with the heroes about how they were responsible for creating certain fetishes...
It was nice banter. Though I'd probably have enjoyed it more if I had any interest in MHA.
9061555 Would this actually count as a crossover chapter? Or even a crossover to begin with?
I need to watch MHA at some point. Also again... how do you come up with this stuff?
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That's a BIG no, and never link RC again, thanks.
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My mind is a fertile wonderland.
👏!
.....now I’m thinking of sunset doing things to flash with a strap on.....thank you for some fun new nightmares =3
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Lets be honest here... when we learned that they use to date, and knowing of Sunsets personality back then.
You really think she'd be the fucky... and not the fucker.
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So true
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maybe, but Flash has played the guitar for some time so his fingering should be pretty good...
Heh, AJ was complaining not too long ago about no one wanting to do her and now she's skipping out on showing off.
There's only one thing I can say to that: PLUS ULTRA! 👍
Loved this chapter. Of course Ashido would be the one driving the conversation forward, and I can see how Deku would get dragged into it. Bakugo's presence was a bit strange, but Sunset's performance as him was believable and it worked well.
I feel like it was missing something... someone.
Someone purple and short. Someone most people consider annoying. That keeps showing up everywhere. Acts like a little brother.
I'm thinking... Sp- Oh! Mineta! #minetaprotectionleague
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How about a Just Girls Talking About Monsters for the new Godzilla trailer?
I could be mistaken but I THINK that whole thing would have fallen within the bounds of PG-13 as long as they weren't actually showing any of the art they were discussing.
Awesome work!
The fact it was a play of sorts caught me completely by surprise.
And in a separate note:
Most young innocent males reaction to their first meeting with Yaoi...
As always with this, it was really fun to read
"It's fine now. Why? Because PORN is here!"
Also Jirou is best girl, fight me
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Ooooookay, that's a button. Won't be doing that again
I have no idea who those characters were, but this still was hilarious!
...I am now imagining Lord Sesshomaru from Inuyasha and Queen Chrysalis dismissing porn/shipping fuel of them with, "Foolish/pathetic humans..."
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Alphamon, will you ever stop being a crazy genius?! 'Cause that idea is dynamite!
9064888
I had another idea that involved the Dazzlings telling stories about their sexual encounters with each of the Humane Six's ancestors over the years.
Sonata: "Man, Firefly was a hottie."
RD: "Wait, you were with my great-grandmother!?"
Sonata: "Oh? You're related to her? I thought I recognized that tomboyish attitude!"
Yes... yes I have wondered that, lmfaooooo
Awesome
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I wasn't certain this was a consistent setting from one story to another, to be honest.
Take this for example. Even in a relaxed universe a bit different from our own, Celestia would likely never be allowed in a school again for basically giving everyone a free show, including children. Yeah, it's logic and this is a comedy, so it's not gonna happen-I imagine next chapter if she makes an appearance, this is not going to be relevant to her career beyond embarassment, if it's mentioned at all.
Also, on them having no barriers-yeah, you're right. They established that in a previous chapter, and if this is the same group then this is absolutely in character. That being said, what I said was an opinion, and Flash jerking off in a corner while most of the people around him are at the least uncomfortable about this makes me dislike him a bit. It'd be a similar result if in story he took to annoying everyone by screaming about tomatoes at random times of day.
9070157
It isn't.
Pretty funny, but this mostly reminds me of how behind I am on My Hero academia.
And yet, despite how sexily the girls are drawn in MHA, I still find Pinkie the most attractive. Says a lot, doesn't it?
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Pinky is the cutest and hottest MHA girl. 💖💖💖
9070157
TOMATOES!
So... has anyone else never watched something that's super popular and ended up feeling like they were reading something written in another language even though all of the words and writing conventions are familiar? Because that's where I am right now. I get like this a lot, tbh. I feel like whatever impulse or subliminal message calls to the majority of people just passes right by me and I end up mostly, if not completely missing a "shared vibe" whenever it comes to something that gets to a certain size. I think this alienation might be a major factor in my depression, or vice versa.
Have them react to porn of themselves and have it be Discord's fault.
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Already done the "porn of themselves" thing without it needing to be Discord. Because I'm more clever than that.
Read this last year, didn't understand it.
Got obsessed with MHA in June, loved it.
Reread, understood, profit?
I can think of a few pics involving a certain fetish that I wouldn't mind hearing their opinions on