• Published 1st Nov 2014
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Ⓑⓤⓣⓣⓞⓝ Ⓜⓐⓢⓗ - Obselescence



Ⓣⓗⓔ Ⓖⓐⓜⓔ: You are Button Mash. You have just woken up. It is time to play a game. Can you beat the final boss and eat all the breakfast? Score of 100 on Metacritic. Over 50 hours of gameplay!

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M.O.M. Interface Active:


"Aha! Yet another newbie player to be serviced!
You shall be defeated quickly by I,
the one and only xXBelleSweetieXx!"


"I recognize that voice!
You...
You can't be...!"


"Yes! 'Tis true, child!
I admit it! In truth,
xXBelleSweetieXx is actually..."


"Sweetie Belle!"


"What? Who?
No!
It is I!
Beloved authority figure!
Friend of many an Equestrian foal!
Surely you must know me!"


"Miss Cheerilee?"


"Your avatar's death shall be swift.
Prepare to face thy Princess' wrath!"


"...Twilight Sparkle?"