• Published 1st Nov 2014
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Ⓑⓤⓣⓣⓞⓝ Ⓜⓐⓢⓗ - Obselescence



Ⓣⓗⓔ Ⓖⓐⓜⓔ: You are Button Mash. You have just woken up. It is time to play a game. Can you beat the final boss and eat all the breakfast? Score of 100 on Metacritic. Over 50 hours of gameplay!

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M.O.M. Interface Active:


"MOOOOOOOM!"


"Button, dear, I've been calling you for almost an hour.
Your breakfast has gone cold and soggy.
What could you possibly be calling me for?"


"Um, so I really do want to eat breakfast, but..."


"Is this about video games?"


"...You could say that it isn't."


"Button, I'm tired.
These eggs have congealed.
Your cereal is staring at me.
Is this because of video games?"


"...Yes. Technically.
There is a TV involved.
It's mostly not my fault."


"Button, be down here in five minutes.
If I have to come up there..."


"Final form?"


"Final form."


"I'll be down in five minutes."

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