• Published 1st Nov 2014
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Ⓑⓤⓣⓣⓞⓝ Ⓜⓐⓢⓗ - Obselescence

Ⓣⓗⓔ Ⓖⓐⓜⓔ: You are Button Mash. You have just woken up. It is time to play a game. Can you beat the final boss and eat all the breakfast? Score of 100 on Metacritic. Over 50 hours of gameplay!

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In retrospect, you're really not sure why you thought that would help. It was mostly just gratuitous text and ASCII art. Although you have to admit that it was clearly written by a very handsome and clever colt. You really can't hold his failings against him, because his failings are very few and mostly nonexistent.

At this point, you're pretty sure there's just one thing left you can do. It's not easy to accept, but you've learned that sometimes life simply doesn't offer any alternative. It is much like video games in that regard, and you have to admit that the occasional return to good old linear gameplay is why you're sometimes okay with life. You still think the graphics are pretty ugly sometimes, but that will probably get fixed next generation.

Well, time to get started. You brush a drop of sweat from your forehead. It is never easy doing this, but you have to be brave. For Mom.

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