• Published 1st Nov 2014
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Ⓑⓤⓣⓣⓞⓝ Ⓜⓐⓢⓗ - Obselescence



Ⓣⓗⓔ Ⓖⓐⓜⓔ: You are Button Mash. You have just woken up. It is time to play a game. Can you beat the final boss and eat all the breakfast? Score of 100 on Metacritic. Over 50 hours of gameplay!

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You spend an indeterminately long amount of time playing Trapped in a Room! on the widescreen TV in front of your door. Boy, that game sure was a classic. It has taught you so much as a growing colt. Someday you hope to apply the lessons you've learned from it in real life.

You are reasonably certain you will never get the opportunity to apply these lessons in real life.



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