• Published 1st Nov 2014
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Ⓑⓤⓣⓣⓞⓝ Ⓜⓐⓢⓗ - Obselescence

Ⓣⓗⓔ Ⓖⓐⓜⓔ: You are Button Mash. You have just woken up. It is time to play a game. Can you beat the final boss and eat all the breakfast? Score of 100 on Metacritic. Over 50 hours of gameplay!

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Ⓢⓛⓐⓨ Ⓣⓗⓔ Ⓔⓥⓘⓛ Ⓗⓤⓝⓖⓡⓞⓗ

Oh, right. There remains a widescreen TV in front of your bedroom door, so as to ensure that you cannot escape from practicing video games.

It seemed like a pretty a good idea at the time, honestly.

How are you going to get past it, though? Your feeble arms and dextrous hooves were made for playing video games, not real manual labor! You only got this hulking high-def behemoth in front of your door by beating your big brother at Ⓑⓤⓣⓣⓞⓝ Ⓜⓐⓢⓗ! Which was only slightly rigged in your favor!


Your stomach is rumbling, and mom is calling. What are you going to do about this TV blocking your progress?

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