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by Obselescence

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Well, obviously.

You decide to fire up the ol' Super X-Station One-64-U. Playing Super Street Cleaner 4 online until your eyes bleed is most definitely the solution to all your current problems.

Suddenly, the online matchmaking lights up. You have a match! But with who? What diabolical foe shall you be testing your mettle against?

The screen answers:

xXBelleSweetieXx

Uh oh.

The mysterious xXBelleSweetieXx has all the highest scores at the Pon E. Cheese's! You have never once come close to beating their scores, or deciphering the well-hidden identity of the pony behind that alluring moniker! You gulp nervously as the game begins loading. This could be your very first opportunity to test your mettle against xXBelleSweetieXx, and possibly decipher some of the mystery behind their mystery. It is a historic moment, to be sure.

The game is finished loading. Your destiny awaits.

Comments

[Csquared08]

Super Street... Cleaner?

[DismantledAccount]

5213869
I was expecting something like Super Street Snuggler: Extreme, actually.

It's a pretty hard game.

It's also not stupid.

[Altered Giratina]

I'd prefer Pon E. Fazbears over Pon E. Cheese.

[Magical Trevor]

Who on earth could that alluring Belle be? There's no way she's an actual filly! Fillies can't play video games! It's just some colt trying to mess with your head. Gotta stay focused, colt!