• Published 1st Nov 2014
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Ⓑⓤⓣⓣⓞⓝ Ⓜⓐⓢⓗ - Obselescence

Ⓣⓗⓔ Ⓖⓐⓜⓔ: You are Button Mash. You have just woken up. It is time to play a game. Can you beat the final boss and eat all the breakfast? Score of 100 on Metacritic. Over 50 hours of gameplay!

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Well, obviously.

You decide to fire up the ol' Super X-Station One-64-U. Playing Super Street Cleaner 4 online until your eyes bleed is most definitely the solution to all your current problems.

Suddenly, the online matchmaking lights up. You have a match! But with who? What diabolical foe shall you be testing your mettle against?

The screen answers:


Uh oh.

The mysterious xXBelleSweetieXx has all the highest scores at the Pon E. Cheese's! You have never once come close to beating their scores, or deciphering the well-hidden identity of the pony behind that alluring moniker! You gulp nervously as the game begins loading. This could be your very first opportunity to test your mettle against xXBelleSweetieXx, and possibly decipher some of the mystery behind their mystery. It is a historic moment, to be sure.

The game is finished loading. Your destiny awaits.

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