• Published 1st Nov 2014
  • 2,895 Views, 134 Comments

Ⓑⓤⓣⓣⓞⓝ Ⓜⓐⓢⓗ - Obselescence



Ⓣⓗⓔ Ⓖⓐⓜⓔ: You are Button Mash. You have just woken up. It is time to play a game. Can you beat the final boss and eat all the breakfast? Score of 100 on Metacritic. Over 50 hours of gameplay!

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YOU WILL ABSOLUTELY NEVER EVER SAY THIS AGAIN, BUT THAT IS NOT A GOOD IDEA RIGHT NOW. YOU REALLY SHOULD RECONSIDER.

NO, REALLY. THIS ISN'T A GOOD IDEA. YOUR ROOM IS ON FIRE. THAT'S HISTORICALLY A BAD TIME TO BE PLAYING VIDEO GAMES.

OH COME ON!

FINE.

YOU PLAY VIDEO GAMES.

THE FIRE CONSUMES ALL.

YOU ARE PART OF ALL.

THE FIRE CONSUMES YOU TOO.

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