• Published 1st Nov 2014
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Ⓣⓗⓔ Ⓖⓐⓜⓔ: You are Button Mash. You have just woken up. It is time to play a game. Can you beat the final boss and eat all the breakfast? Score of 100 on Metacritic. Over 50 hours of gameplay!

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You travel triumphantly down the stairs, feeling victorious. Because you are. You just beat the final boss. How could you not be feeling victorious after your victory?

The glorious King Mom is ready at the Round Breakfast Table to greet you and recognize the valor of your glorious deeds.


"Button, I heard more than two explosions.
Explain."


"Uh...
Aliens?"


"Aliens."


"Yes, probably."


"And you expect me to believe this."


"It would be really cool if you could."


"Well, I don't.
You're grounded. Forever.
Now eat your breakfast."



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Button Mash

Mom
Mom

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Princess Celestia

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Everyone Else

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