Sweet Apple Acres is looking well this time of year. Granted, the trees currently have leather shoes and cast-iron spatulas growing from them, but it still looks like a good bumper crop this year.
“Hey, Big Mac,” you say to a red pony curled in the branches of one of the trees. He lets out a meow in response. “Um… Hey, Granny Smith,” You pass another pony, this one frozen in place, not twitching even a single muscle. After a minute or so passes before you finally arrive at the house of the Apple family. “Hey, house,” you say jokingly, sniggering slightly, “Heh, saying hello to a house! It's funny cause houses can’t talk!”
“Good one!” the house calls out.
“Thanks, house!” But enough small talk. You need to find Applejack.
You cup your hands over your mouth. “Applejack! Where are you?!”
You hear a voice shout back from behind the Apple residence, “I’m not back here, that’s fer darn sure!”
Well, she isn’t behind the house, that's for certain. You’re about to look in the crannies of all the trees when you suddenly come to a realization. Oh, I’m so stupid! you think, With it turning from day to night all the time because of stupid Discord, I’m going to need some sort of light! I guess I’ll check behind the house for some lanterns or something.
What you find behind the house turns out to be far better than lanterns. You see Applejack lying on her back, snacking on a leather shoe. “Applejack! Is that you?!” you cry out. Behind the house was the very last place you thought she was going to be.
“Eenope!” the pony responds.
“Oh, okay.” You turn to leave when another realization hits you; that is Applejack! She’s been lying this whole time! Surely this is the wittiest foe you’ve ever encountered. “Hold on one moment! I’m on to your trickery, Applejack! And it isn’t going to work!”
“Oh, yeah?” snorts Applejack, bits of apple being spat out of her mouth in the process. “You look so smart.”
Sarcasm? You won’t stand for such mockery! Or sit! Or lean! Time to make an apple out of a liar... (You make a mental note to work on your one liners). But how?!
>Bull-rush her. All you need to do is get her to wear that necklace and she’ll be back to normal.
>Obviously it's time to go Assassin’s Creed on this apple. You’ll surprise her from the roof top!
>Perhaps you're going about this wrong. You don’t need magic! You just need friendship! Show that pony you care!
assassin's creed all the way!
AJ=Wittiest Foe ever LOL
Strength being her ...well strength, means no to option 1....I see jumping off roof tops as not ending well....so by my amazing logic I shall choose option 3.
Hm.... I really wanna go all Assassin's Creed on her, but ill probably die sooo....bullrush it is then!!
waz withz allz thez brainsz hretingz
No! tell her if she keeps eating those apples she'll get a wicked-bad tummy ache!
“Applejack! Is that you?!” you cry out. Behind the house was the very last place you thought she was going to be.
“Eenope!” the pony responds.
“Oh, okay.” You turn to leave when another realization hits you; that is Applejack!
I'm dying of laughter.
I'm rage filled and sexually attracted to strong females of all sentient and sapient beings. Must destroy Applejack.
I have tore the hides off of five puppies so far.
This is going to add to my kill count.
TIME TO SKIRMIGE!
I should mention that I am imagining I am playing through this as Johnny Bravo, and it's just so... appropriate...
All these options are idiotic... but bull rush sounds the most like zerg rush, so option 1 it is!
Must the main character in these always be a complete and absolute fool?
777450 Yes, because otherwise it does not leave much freedom for making fun of things
you make me feel like a idiot aj
Assasins creed? I love you man or woman!
“Heh, saying hello to a house! It's funny cause houses can’t talk!”
“Good one!” the house calls out.
“Thanks, house!”
Applejack, better liar than all changelings combined.
This one is so hard! I totally want to go Assasin's Creed because it would be freaking awesome, but I also know that friendship is always the answer! Friendship wins, though it breaks my heart.
Resh 2
Log 7:
I need to work on my one-liners? Heresy.
To the rooftops.
You know what's funny? I've heard all about how the YouTube algorithm is supposed to be a rabbit with hole yet I've never got to the point where I said to myself "I wonder how I got here?" until this story.