• Published 19th Jun 2012
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You in Equestria: Let's Save a Kingdom - RatherHomely



Equestria needs a hero. They got you instead.

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Screw stealth! All the movies you've seen weren't about ninjas hiding, they were about fighting!

You begin to run, crouched over, swinging your hands in karate chopping motions at any dress that dares to approach you. The dress are wary, a sure sign that you are incredibly awesome, able to cut fabricate with a quick swipe of your hand. It’s so effective, that you manage to get out the front door, laughing as you hear Rarity’s shrieks of frustration.

You shut the door firmly behind you before running off.

Give yourself a high-five, you successfully… Oh, wait a tic. You were supposed to get Rarity back to normal, not dance to kickin’ music and then run away.

Nice.

> You can’t go back in the front entrance. Maybe you could go 60’s Spiderman style and climb up to the second story?
> Screw this! There are dresses in there! DRESSES! It isn’t worth the risk! Just mark Rarity as a failed mission and move onto the next pony!