You in Equestria: Let's Save a Kingdom

by RatherHomely

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You smash through the door to the kitchen.

“I hate that door!” Pinkie Pie shouts.

You whip out your trusty keytar, a handy instrument you always carry with you. You’ve always scoffed at your foolish friends who learned how to play the piano instead. The keytar is a far harder instrument to master! After all, you need to STAND to play the keytar!

What’s that? You’re wondering why you were carrying a keytar this entire time, and why it was never mentioned before?

Well don’t ask me, you’re the one carrying the damned thing around.

Anyway, you turn the power on; there’s a soft hum, which you aren’t sure is normal for a keytar. Pinkie gives you an incredulous look. “I hate music!” she shouts.

“Well, Pinkie,” You give her what you believe to be a charming smile. "You better prepare yourself, cause I've got the key to your heart right here!"

What song are you going to play to sooth this savage beast!?

> “Moves Like Jagger” by Maroon 5
> “Friday” by Rebecca Black
> "Canvas Bags” by Tim Minchin

Comments

[RarityFigma]

Don't pick Friday, Don't Pick Friday, Don't Pick- AHHHHHHH I CAN'T HELP MYSELF!!!

[tomw20]

Canvas Bags, every time.

Also, Chang (from Community) Solo option needs to be included.

[suckmyponycock69]

772540 Damn Communitards.
And how can you not be serenaded by a ballad to the Canvas Bag?

[Ganondox]

All those songs are terrible, but at least canvas bags is funny.