You in Equestria: Let's Save a Kingdom

by RatherHomely

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“Ma petite dejouner…” you coo, attempting to channel your inner Frenchman. “Surely you do not want to keep a man and/or woman like me stuck on a wall?”

She gives you an odd look. "I... beg your pardon?"

You continue, "Rarity, you age like fine wine! Like fine cheese! Like fine milk even!"

Rarity gives you an incredulous stare. “You know what?” she says. “I think you’re right.” Ha ha! Your devilish wiles have worked again, you lucky dog, you!

“I’m glad you view the situation in the same light I do, my petite, uh, cherie.” Was that even a word? Rarity doesn't say anything as she magically lifts you and the frame off the wall. “You can just cut me down, my marshmallow sundae…” You begin to get nervous as you and the frame hover out the window.

“You’re right,” Rarity finally says. “I don’t want you on my wall. You’re far too creepy.” You feel the bonds snap. “I’ll keep the frame, however. At least it shuts up.”

You better say hello to the ground, because the two of you are going to be well acquainted in a few seconds.

>Perhaps you’ll have better luck with the next pony?

Comments

[RarityFigma]

I'm sensing a theme here...

[Swagg]

Ugh, this is going to hurt.

[WorldWalker128]

Shouldn't have used the 'marshmallow' bit.

[ArgandCrystal]

"Ma petite dejouner" = "My breakfast"

Solicited a lol, brava.

~AC

[RatherHomely]

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Is it me, or do you and the ground become very well acquainted in this story?