You in Equestria: Let's Save a Kingdom

by RatherHomely

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With a mighty heave, you chuck the Element at Pinkie Pie with all your strength. It sails right over her head, landing in a bucket labeled “Disenchanting Juice: Removes Enchantments Faster than you can Say ‘Crap, I Didn’t Want that to Happen’”.

“Gaargh!” you comment thoughtfully.

Nice job. I hear the Olympics are looking for people that they can use to demonstrate how not to perform the shot-put. You’d be prefect.

What now, Michael Phelps?

> Well, you can't use the Element. Might as well use your wise words to convince her not to hate anything.
> Kick Pinkie’s ass! Given enough time, you’ll make sure she’s another color besides grey!

Comments

[Salacar]

Why is there disenchanting juice all over Ponyville!?

[Garino]

Damn it, that's the SECOND VAT OF DISENCHANTING JUICE I'VE THROWN AN ELEMENT IN!

Worse, now I can't yell "Headshot..."

[Craterfist]

DOES EVERYPONY IN THIS TOWN OWN DISENCHANTING JUICE?!?!

[Queen Derpy]

Michael Phelps?
Im Cole Phelps!

[time_to_brony]

time to kick some ass (suiside option im guessing lol)

[Paladin Redflare]

Kick her ass, she is a girl after all, time to send that bitch back to the kitchen!

[Revan]

Resh 2

Log 26:

TIme to try another approach.