You in Equestria: Let's Save a Kingdom

by RatherHomely


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With a mighty heave, you chuck the Element at Pinkie Pie with all your strength. It sails right over her head, landing in a bucket labeled “Disenchanting Juice: Removes Enchantments Faster than you can Say ‘Crap, I Didn’t Want that to Happen’”.
“Gaargh!” you comment thoughtfully.
Nice job. I hear the Olympics are looking for people that they can use to demonstrate how not to perform the shot-put. You’d be prefect.
What now, Michael Phelps?

> Well, you can't use the Element. Might as well use your wise words to convince her not to hate anything.
> Kick Pinkie’s ass! Given enough time, you’ll make sure she’s another color besides grey!