You in Equestria: Let's Save a Kingdom

by RatherHomely

14

You take a deep breath. Here goes nothing... you think, and leap off the building.

As you make your way past the second story, it suddenly occurs to you that leaping off tall structures may not be the best idea. Actually, it seems like a pretty crappy idea. After all, what exactly is going to cushion your fall once you hit the bottom?

Well, how bad can it-

You hear a crunch as your face greets the ground.

"Well, that was smart," snarks Applejack between bites of her tangerine. "You know what would be a great idea? If you tried jumpin' off of town hall next."

You groan in response.

"That's what I thought."

As you peel your face out of the dirt, you hear Applejack trot away. You're not in any condition to follow her, having just smashed head first into the ground and all. At least the tooth fairy's going to make you rich tonight.

> Well, best move onto the next pony.

Comments

[Crown Jewel]

This was such a bad idea, I'd thought it'd work.

[jangledorf]

Obviously I succeeded, because what I did was very smart. Thus Applejacks wasn't lying and I still smashed my face...GREAT SUCCESS!

Cheers,
jangledorf

[Godiswithus3]

Well, I guess I picked the worst idea.