• Published 19th Jun 2012
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You in Equestria: Let's Save a Kingdom - RatherHomely



Equestria needs a hero. They got you instead.

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You shrug. No reason to make this a complex affair.

As you walk up the stairs, you give a little wave to Sweetie Belle. What a good kid! Suddenly, her eyes go wide, her pupils dilate, and you see her mouth open wider than Uncle Vern’s at the dinner table on Thanksgiving Day. A loud screech erupts from her mouth, practically deafening you from such a close distance. You clap your hands over your ears, wishing for the noise to stop. Out of the corner of your eye you see all the formally dancing dresses jerk to a stop. They turn towards you, and make a mad rush in your direction.

Freezing up, you can’t move as you feel fabric wrap around your limbs, as though they’re trying to grab you. You’re pretty positive you had a nightmare like this once, except there were Danish pastries in that dream so it wasn’t quite so bad.

You almost panic, but you know that you need to stay cool. Thinking quickly, you quickly run right into a wall, knocking yourself unconscious.

> Nice.