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Takes place during Obama Goes to Equestria.

Soarin is abandoned. Past abandoned. He has been cast aside to die on the streets of Manehattan, utterly alone, and with the rest of the population coerced to ignore him. It's a fate no one would wish upon anyone, not even their worst enemies.

No one sane, at least.

How did Soarin's life fall apart?

How did he lose his title of captain of the Wonderbolts?

And what does a certain peanut-based sandwich topping have to do with any of this?

Find out, in the revolutionary backwards story—Soarin's Folly.

Chapters (10)
Comments ( 12 )

...... i still don't know what i've just read

5191516
Just wait until the epic twist beginning.

It'll explain everything.

Great story, but you eather forgot to say the other two of the Maine six that are not strait, or ment only two thirds, other then that, great story.

5327507

You know, the Elements of Harmony…"

"…are a third straight," Ditzy continued, taking a sip from her water. "What? You never knew?"

Soarin lurched, then started laughing. "What? Don't be ridiculous. Who would…"

"Rarity and Twilight," Ditzy said. "And let's just say Rarity is… ultra heterosexual.

So,

:twilightsmile: Straight
:raritywink: Very Straight
:yay: Gay
:ajsmug: Gay
:pinkiesmile: Gay
:rainbowderp: Gay

That help?

IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!

5330396
If I play my cards right, this story will make you very uncomfortable with that meme.

By the beginning of this story, peanut butter will have been deprived of its innocence.

You will never be able to think about it the same way again.

Never

5329982 yes, thank you, I was tired when I read it, and I confused myself, then my mind kept on confusing me by making me misunderstand it everytime I read it.

5384989
I've been holding in that punchline for a while now :trollestia:

This fic left me traumatized for a long time, probably for 3 months or so I couldn't read a single wonderbolt story. Already recovered from that I gave this another chance, hooray, you left me traumatized again.:raritydespair:

7309283
What!? Now I feel bad :|

If it helps, it's basically a ponified version of Franz Kafka's The Trial combined with that backwards episode on Seinfeld. Think of it as a… literary experiment.

Also, have you reached the beginning... er, end yet? If you've been avoiding it, thinking it's going to be really scary or something, you might be in for a bit of a surprise… :p

7311378 I read all the way through. The ending is a bit of a surprise but hey, you really pull such a thing off in the most epic way, maybe I should read The Trial someday! Haha btw I have no idea why Jumping Frog pops into my mind while reading this =D.

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