You can't do anything but stutter
"Ha-ha-habahabahaba-" you shake your head and simply stutter some more.
"What? WHAT?!"
The filly hugs you, nearly crushing your already battered ribcage. Your eyes widen.
"What."
You can't do anything but stutter at how impossible this is. "Ha-ha-habhabhabhabhabhabhabahabahabahabahabahabahabhab etc." You continue to do this for the next minute or so. Your 'daughter'. as she calls herself, begins to giggle like a school filly...which she is. "*giggle* Your really funny daddy, you know that. I bet alot of ponies would find this really funny too." For some reason when she is saying this, she is looking away from you and instead is looking at the wall. You would have question this if it weren't for the fact that your mind was broken at the moment. The filly then begins to walk over to you...and hugs you.
You would have thought that the face she was giving you when she is hugging you was adorable, if it weren't for the fact that your healing rib cage WASN'T BEING CRUSH BY THE FILLY'S IRON GRIP. Seriously, how can a filly have such a powerful grip. You quickly use your magic to teleport out of the death-grip and back onto the bed. The filly gives a little pout at what you did, but then she looks at you in awe and says in a awestruck tone "Coooooool, can you teach me to do that daddy." When the little filly says 'daddy' again you finally gain your sense and you begin to stutter out a sentence...
Bugzy: "What! I- Daddy? I- you- and The Inventory- I can't have- how would that even- I didn't even know Inventory was a she, and I never even took her on a date before- oh my head."
"What! I- Daddy? I- you- and The Inventory- I can't have- how would that even- I didn't even know Inventory was a she, and I never even took her on a date before- oh my head." You hold your hoof to your head. Your head feels like it has it's own private heavy metal concert going on inside it. The filly looks at you worried and asks "Are you okay Daddy? You don't look so good." That's it! I gonna take a nap and ignore this craziness, GOODNIGHT! You hear a voice say in your head. Suddenly you get really light-headed, more so then before, and then you realize something. The voice in my head must have been my consciousness, so that means...
*Bugzy faints*
You do the only thing anyling or pony could if they had a dash of common sense. You faint.
*Thud* Annnnnnnnd, you faint for the fourth time now! Who new being good could be so hard, The last thing you hear before you lose consciousness is the the filly calling out to you "Daddy!". Then....you faint.
SOMETIME LATER
You wake up...again on the bed Zecora put you on to rest after your battle with Smaug. You look around for the filly and you can't seem to find her. You look over at The Inventory to see that it is not glowing anymore. Maybe...maybe that was all just some weird dream I had. You think to yourself. You would have continue to have thought that...if it weren't for the fact that, when you looked at the mirror, that the strange symbol is still on your chest. It's barely noticeable, and it would probably take someling looking closely at it to actually notice it. "Okay so that wasn't a dream, so that means the filly is still here, but were?" You ask yourself. It is then that you notice a note next to The Inventory. You walk over to it and see that it is written in some sort of midnight colored...crayon? You decide to read the note, and it says...
Dear Daddy,
It's me! Your adorable daughter.
I bet Your wondering were I am aren't you.
You can't help but shake your head while mumbling "Yes" when you read that. You then continue to read the note.
Well you see, when you went to sleep.
I figured that it was time to go to bed.
Soooo, I climbed back into 'The Inventory' (that's what you call my bed right?) and went to my room.
I'll see you in the mourning daddy!
Love,
Your adorable daughter.
*eye twitch* Silently ask the heavens why they delight in making your life difficult.
*twitch*Your eye starts to twitch and you can't help but ask why the heavens delight in making your life difficult. You have got to be kidding me! Of all the weird things you could do to me, you had to make me not only have a 'daughter' but she also lives IN THE STINKING INVENTORY You think to yourself in both shock and anger. You sigh and decide you can argue with the heavens later. You also decide that asking her how she came to be will have to wait until tomorrow. For now you decided that the only thing to do now is to...
Top priority: FIND A WAY TO CONTACT CANDANCE.
Find someway to contact Cadance. Not only will it be good to see her again, but she might be able to help you with your two little problems. Problem one is the stinking symbol on your chest and why its there, and problem two being the filly who thinks shes your daughter. Now the only problem is...how exactly are you gonna contact her?
What do you do?
Shadow Flare
it shows that the world is already "not a happy place" and a corruption of the world would be cleansed by darkness
Uh... isn't she a filly version of Nightmare Moon? So shouldn't that be her name?
Don't know which episode to go through; and I thought we were in post-season 2, not 1.
You remember that purple unicorn, Twilight, was suspicious of your queen when she posed as Cadance. Maybe she knows Cadance really well? Since she's a unicorn, she might also know more about the Inventory and how your daughter came to be. To top that off, she saw you risk your life against Smaug, so she won't hate you on sight. Right?
Call the filly Little Wings.
How about Serenity for a name.
The local library should have a few spell books with some kind of messenger spell.
You lay on your back, thinking about...stuff.
'I suppose I should name my new...(shudder) daughter...'
You close your eyes. How about...Midnight Heart? Yes...Midnight Heart...you like that. You smile despite your situation. Your eyes fly open. C-Cadance! Oh, what to do, what to do, what to do?! Oh! Duh! Magic!
Perhaps you could teleport Cadance to you. You bite your lip. You don't want to hurt her by accident! You squeeze your eyes shut. You just have to focus...your horn begins to glow. Beads of sweat drip down your forehead as you focus on Candance and Cadance alone. You hear a pop, and you're almost afraid to open your eyes. Did she make it safely?
"The Stare Master" because of the opportunities for "Sapphire Eclipse" (that's my choice for her name) to interact with (or even join) the Cutie Mark Crusaders. Also, it stands to reason that Fluttershy is DEFINITELY on good terms with Bugze (maybe on first sight, she'll tearfully tackle-hug Bugze (maybe re-crack a few of his ribs in the process) and say how glad that he's okay).
Zecora comes back and comments on how quickly you're healing:
"I am surprised that you're barely sickly"
"For nopony has ever healed so quickly."
after you dicide to contact candance, you cant help but wonder how a bucking filly got in the inventory or how she knew it was called the inventory and did she have wings AND a horn for that matter? as you think for a few minuets you remember that dragon fire sends messages very well you could have sworn you saw a dragon in pony vill so after you write zecora a note detailing where you are going you head off to ponyvill but first you dicide to enter the inventory to check on the filly. besids it was about time you looked inside the bag proporly
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Definitely, and bonus points if he gets partially petrified.
4511705 While protecting either his "daughter", the CMC, or Fluttershy
I think he should meet another foul and him and Little Wings (Minds Eyes name for the filly) meet him when he walks into the hut and takes a liking *wink wink nudge nudge* to Little Wings and if you do use this idea i can give you a picture of what he would look like.
Other then this great job on the story and can't wait for next chapter
Teleport to Cadance and pray that she's alone.
4511166 No no no. It is post season 2, but it's also post season 1. You see I explained in a blog awhile back that the timeline is all messed up. The only episodes that have happened in this story are, The Royal Wedding, Nightmare Moon Ep's, Dragonshy, Griffon The Brush Off, The Swarm Of The Century, The Ticket Master, Applebuck Season, and Call of the Cutie. Sorry for confusing you.
4511166 Oh almost forgot to mention. Bugze (you) Doesn't realize that the filly is Nightmare Moon, so thats why I have this name thing happening. Again sorry for the confusion.
4512530 Okay. How about Nightstar or Blackfur (obvious Warrior cats names, I know :D), then? Or Nightmare, if Bugze gets the idea?
The symbol looks like the seal that was used to seal the nine tailed demon fox into Naruto in the series Naruto you have watched. Which makes you wonder what has been sealed into you.
Hmm, a name for filly nightmare moon. It needs to be something awesome yet adorable ... and not too cliche... *snaps fingers* Nightshade! It works... sort of. maybe Brightshade?...
I got nothing.
Also, i vote for Look before you sleep just so we can see Bugze trapped with Raity, Twi, and AJ.
As for today's question: You might want to wait for Zecora to return and ask her for advice. LET HER BE YOUR YODA! (In the case she doesn't come back alone [I assume this is currently Bridle gossip], you may be able to get help from her guests/ intruders.)
DAUGHTER OF MAH BAG-O-FUCKS! SEE APPLEJACK, NO MORE FUCKS TO GIVE TO YOU SEEING AS I'M A MUCKING FATHER BECAUSE OF YOU CHASING ME!