They'd ruin the surprise, and I find it far funnier to watch you all squirm.

You evil bastard.

~Skeeter The Lurker

Half-past three at night.
You be killing me.

Squirm? Son, there are several things I'll be doing when I read this but squirming ain't one of em.

While I can't say I understood the ending, it was highly amusing.
Although I doubt a third will be possible without stamping on old ground.

The thumb nail.......
Oh god

it got a bit confusing with all the celestias but it worked out in the end.

a delicious load of 'what the eternal fuck' was i reading, thanks a lot for this

Not the human centipede please

“Abandon Ponyville!”

I never laughed so much and cried at the same time ! ( Oh I wish I was in it I would love to be unbirthed By Princess Celestia and Princes Luna aaaand Princess Nightmare Moon in reverse order . )