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Chapter 8: Bonus Chapter 2

Meanwhile, in Fluttershy's cottage a group of 4 had gathered.

You may not be aware but on her free time Fluttershy is the lead singer of her own band, "Snapping Turtle Blowjobs" who happened to be the number one metal band in Equetria. They were practicing for their next gig, which they'd perform their new song, "Take Us Where Your Heart Guides You" which was a work in progress, they needed done in a day.

The band consisted of Lyra Heartstrings, who played the electric guitar, Octavia Philharmonica on the bass, Derpy Hooves on the drums, and Fluttershy on the mic. (For future references, capitals refer to the parts of the song that is being screamed, yes it's a screamo band, and yes Fluttershy does possess unmatched screaming abilities.)

"Um... if it's okay with everypony... it'd be nice if we could... start the song?" Fluttershy spoke in her usual timid voice, as the intro of the song began to be played. The song was your basic fast paced metal song, and her band was incredibly focused, already losing themselves in the music. Fluttershy was nervous, as always, but was also determined to get this right. After the 30 second intro had passed, the guitar pace slowed, making way for the first verse.

We're searching, we're so lost~

I'm praying... but my sounds hit back like a rubber ball~

Can you tell me where to go? There's no where I wouldn't so

Take my hand and run with me, there's so much more to see,

I know I'll never be lost with you~

So take us to where your heart guides you

The guitars began to pick up pace, as did the drums, causing the song to be thrown into the chorus:

I'M JUST SO LOST!

PLEASE HELP ME OUT!

TELL ME WHY YOU ABANDONED ME, WHEN YOU~ KNEW I COULDN'T DO WITHOUT?!

The guitars began to slow down, the song reaching a calm, yet slow pace. Fluttershy took a moment or two to catch her breath, as the pace slowly increased, leading into the second verse:

Shut out your mind and you'll be find

Escape all the dillusion, all these illusions

As time goes on, don't bid farewell

Even if we're lost and searching, and your mind we're overworking

Regardless of what you have been through~

Just take us to where your heart guides you~

Everything reverted to the calm portion of the song, the guitars being slowly plucked, as Derpy began to beat the drums every other second. This led to the bridge of the song, to which Fluttershy lowered her voice, closer to her usual volume and began to sing:

I'm all alone~

You had my heart in a shell, oh~ oh~

Even if you're gone, and even if I'm still lost...

I'll find a way there on my own~

The guitars and drum, came back full force, driving the song straight into the chorus:

I'M JUST SO LOST!

PLEASE HELP ME OUT!

TELL ME WHY YOU ABANDONED ME, WHEN YOU~ KNEW I COULDN'T DO WITHOUT?!

Tell me. Why you had abandoned ME?~

When you know I couldn't do~ without.

With that, the song came to an end, all the band members we're already exhausted, but as they looked up, they saw another pony standing at the door with her jaw seemingly unhinged. Everypony save for Fluttershy, had no clue who she was. But Fluttershy knew she was Twilight, and began to blush, and hide behind her mane.

"Oh um... hi Twilight... I- um... I can explain?" Fluttershy said sheepishly.

"You're... duh... uh... you- you're... duhr... Fluttershy? YOU'RE the singer of "Snapping Turtle Blowjobs"?!

"Um... yes?" Fluttershy once again, replied timidely, still unsure of what to make of this situation.

Twilight on the other hand couldn't believe she had discovered the band's identities. The band always showed up in concert wearing suits covering their identity, but this revalation was too much for poor Twilight's mind. Her best friend, was the lead singer of the band, her favorite band no less, and so Twilight fainted like a bitch.

"Oh... my." Fluttershy turned to her band mates, who looked just as confused, but mostly speechless as to this entire occurrence.

"Uh Fluttershy, I can cast a memory spell if you'd like... it wouldn't be too hard to make her forget today." Offered the sea foam colored unicorn, known as Lyra.

"That'd be... nice." Fluttershy, and her band proceeded to walk over to the unconscious Twilight Sparkle, but not before Derpy had flown in and teabagged her nerdy face.

"Ha! Get... shit on noob!" Derpy began to repeatedly drop her non-existant nuts on Twilight's face.

"Stop being such a ruffian Ditzy, it's rather appauling." Complained a slightly annoyed Octavia.

"OKAY!" Derpy shouted as she flew off Twilight, and smashed her head into the ceiling of Fluttershy's cottage. "Whoops!"

Lyra casted her super duper magical sparkle shit spell, and they all lived happily ever after, save for Twilight who was left out on the streets at night, and got ass raped by Snowflake aka Muscle Pony. Her anus was never the same.

THE END

Author's Note:

The song was a spur of the moment kind of thing, so sorry about that. I just got bored is all, please daddy, don't beat me!

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Mandalore the Inept

Mandalore the Inept #1 · Dec 15th, 2013 · 2 · ·

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Sorry, it's just...I've never seen Spike portrayed like this before. Its like walking in downtown Seattle only to find myself at Cape Cod. Just give me a moment.

MrShortcake

MrShortcake #2 · Dec 15th, 2013 · · ·

We were all as inncoent as Spike when we were younger, and as time flows on we change. Regardless of what we're exposed to, the change still occurs, for some of us we change ourselves, and others are changed by what surrounds them. Spike, to me at least, is portrayed as a lively 21 year old, he's at the peak of his life, and wants to have fun. Learn from experience right? And further into the story I plan to add some more elements that we're present in canon to Spike's character, after all; old habits die hard.

And sorry bout this essay.

MrShortcake

MrShortcake #3 · Dec 16th, 2013 · · ·

I'm putting this story on hiatus. I'll continue it some other time, I'm currently working on the best fic ever with my bro Auroric, and I hope to see you there.

Ignaltus