Discord vs Sheogorath

by Chaos Eclipsed

This is a legitimate addition to the story. [blatant lies]

Discord and Sheogorath sat on a couch, watching television.

It was decidedly boring.

Discord, who was upside down, his feet hanging over the backside of the couch while his head and shoulders rested in the seat, sighed. "We need something fun to do."

Sheogorath, who was sitting fairly normally, his left arm sitting on the couch's armrest and supporting his head, let out a 'hmph' in response. "Chess match?"

"We've done that three times by now. They were all draws."

"Drawing?"

"Five times. For some reason, we always end with a straw, no matter what we started trying to draw in the first place."

"Straw?" Sheogorath asked, turning his head slightly.

"I always break the camel's back in that card game."

The two returned to silence for a few minutes, until Sheogorath looked over and asked, "You ever went bowling?"

Comments

[Chaos Eclipsed]

Bad things happen when I get bored.

Then, sequels to bad things happen, should I ever get bored again.

Repeat ad infinitum.

This process is exactly as terrifying as it sounds.

[High Moon]

4112187 I don't know about you, but I love this.

[stephen51991]

3983920 I know this comment is from nearly two years ago, and I haven't actually read the story(yet), but I just can't help myself.

I could see those two going at it for a really long time.

[Flutterbrony539]

Even though it probably isn't this line makes me think it's a reference to the Gorillaz "Feel Good Inc."
Story:

"I always break the camel's back in that card game."

Song:

"City's breaking down on a camel's back"