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Chaos Eclipsed


If something I wrote made sense, don't worry. The problem will be resolved shortly.

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This story is a sequel to Discord vs Sheogorath


In this (not) awaited sequel, the gods of Chaos and Madness return! They've already met, but when a third stranger arrives and stirs up trouble, what will the ultimate outcome be?

Whatever it is, there will be three omnipotent characters ready and willing to completely (slightly) maybe screw it up.

Possibly.

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CHOCALATE CHIP

"chocolate chip cookies are the fo real deal" ~ Tiny Tina, 'eat cookies and crap thunder', 'Torgue's campaign of carnage', 'Borderlands 2'

seriously, this is the best thing since sliced bread, i humbly ask for more SheoDisQord shenanigans :pinkiecrazy:

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DESTROY THE COOKIE MACHINES!

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That'll teach them to serve oatmeal raisin!

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This post needs EXSESIVE use of CAPITAL LETTERS!

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DERE AIN'T NO SUCH FING AS TOO MUCH CAPITAL LETTERZ, CUZ CAPITALZ IZ LIKE DAKKA AN' DERE AIN'T NO SUCH FING AS ENUFF DAKKA!!

Translation : There is no such thing as excessive use of capital letters, as capital letters are like dakka. There is never too much dakka, as such an assumption would be based around the idea that there is such a thing as enough dakka, which is impossible as there is never enough dakka.*

*Chaos Eclipsed is not responsible for any bannings or flame wars resulting from the use of capital letters, even the perceived use of excessive capital letters, the argument of which is disproven above.

4112131 MISTER TORGUE SPONSORS THIS MESSAGE!! MEEDLYMEEDLYMEEEEOW!!!

on a side note, does anyone else read Iron Will with Mister Torgue's voice?

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Wait... Iron Will isn't an animorphed Mister Tougue, selling assertiveness lessons to get more money to make more guns, and there fore more EXPLOSIONS?!

4113724 ... oh my god... i never saw it... Iron Will was Mister Torgue before he appeared in Borderlands 2... MINDF*BEEP*!!!

also, a gun that shoots swords that explode into more swords that ALSO explode is the ultimate weapon

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And then those swords explode into a bunch of cute kittens, that PARALYZE enemy's with said cuteness, and then blow their FACES OFF WITH ONE FINAL BADASS EXPLOSION!

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No flamethrowers and the kittens don't have laser eyes? Mister Torgue would not approve.

You should have AT LEAST had a BADASS GUITAR SOLO!

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WHY ARE WE NOT FUNDING THIS?!

4119565 I DON'T KNOW!!! BUT I DO KNOW WE NEED AN EPIC GUITAR SOLO AGAIN!!! MEEDLYMEEDLYMEEEEEOW!!!!

4121097 SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY

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*Tears random heart out of random chest*
YEEEAAAH!

Why are these so funny!? I loved this and the CHAOS!!!

None of that made any sense, I CAN'T ENJOY IT IF IT MAKES NO SENSE! And Q basically stood there the whole time not doing a thing.

error 404 logic was not found nether where the cookies... to busy clicking them to find them

“That didn’t go as planned.”

Twilight, it's Discord, Shegorath and Q. You honestly expected something to go as planned with those 3 after what he did to you and Cadence in Three's a Crowd?

Y'know... there's a console command to spawn as much sweet rolls that can be modified for cookies. Oh, and the cheese mod.

This still being done or is it dead?

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