Discord and Sheogorath sat on a couch, watching television.
It was decidedly boring.
Discord, who was upside down, his feet hanging over the backside of the couch while his head and shoulders rested in the seat, sighed. "We need something fun to do."
Sheogorath, who was sitting fairly normally, his left arm sitting on the couch's armrest and supporting his head, let out a 'hmph' in response. "Chess match?"
"We've done that three times by now. They were all draws."
"Drawing?"
"Five times. For some reason, we always end with a straw, no matter what we started trying to draw in the first place."
"Straw?" Sheogorath asked, turning his head slightly.
"I always break the camel's back in that card game."
The two returned to silence for a few minutes, until Sheogorath looked over and asked, "You ever went bowling?"