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The Sinestro Joker


Why should I hide what I am? The rest of the world may hate me for being different and writing whatever I feel like writing, but in the end, there's no one I'd rather be than me.

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UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT. ADOPTED FROM THE GRIMM REAPER.

Twilight Sparkle, magical student extraordinaire turned Alicorn Princess looks up into Luna's night sky every night, wondering if there is more to life than what she knows on Equis. Silently, she wishes for an answer to her burning desires. And the universe answers in the form of a Sith Lord.

Darth Sidious believed Starkiller to be a broken shadow of his former self after he betrayed both his master and his allies alike. But Little does he know that, like Vader, the cybernetics infused with Starkiller didn't extinguish the flames of desire and purpose in him. All along, Starkiller has been biding his time, waiting for the right moment to strike against the Empire from within, and take it for himself. Now after finding himself in a strange new world untouched by the Empire or the Preluding Clone Wars, he has discovered a race that, with the proper training, is fully capable of fighting against the Empire, or at least the Emperor himself.

Contains TwiLuna. Other pairings to be determined.

Chapters (3)
Comments ( 44 )

You have my attention good sir.

As well as mine.... ill be watching you. FOREVER!!!!:pinkiehappy:

Oh man, this is epic! :derpytongue2: Hope you liked my story, cause I am definitely liking this one! You don't mind if I blog about this to spread the word about your story, do you?

Well, well, well what do we have here, a Star Wars fic?

You have already piqued my interest, sir. :moustache:

You have caught my attention. I see much potential in this story and hope to see that Starkiller won't be a TOTAL dick like Darth Vader was in All Hail the Dark Lord. Him having a "What the fuck is this shit?" attitude is perfectly fine, encouraged even. Now one thing I don't like is the whole Twilight/Luna thing since I just have never been able to see Twilight as a lesbian since she's one of my favorite characters, but that's only my personal opinion. Another issue is that his arrival seems a tad rushed and unexplained. His ship is damaged before it enters the atmosphere but you don't explain why. Perhaps in the next chapter you could have a flashback to what brought him to crash on Equis. Later in the story you might could tell the story from Darth Sidious's point of view, wondering where Starkiller went and eventually investigating. Oh and one last thing. Make sure Starkiller gets bucked by an over protective Applejack at least once. :rainbowlaugh: If you need any more advice on this story, please feel free to ask.

The blunt force of the sudden halt knocked Starkiller out cod and he was left with his memories, more specifically the image of the Rogue Shadow's Prototype crashing through the room towards him.

Cod should be cold.

:heart::heart::heart::heart::heart::heart::heart::heart::heart: MOOOOOOOORRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE :D

I am very displeased with Star Killer's actions... I should of killed the fierfek...

2864810 Not at all. I've been on the lookout for someone to do that. lol:twilightsmile:

I'll fav it and in return all i can ask is... Please don't make me regret it. :fluttershyouch:

(By regret I mean Not Updating... Or updating at a reasonable speed :P)
(Reasonable being... at least every 1-2 weeks maybe? :duck:)

I'm liking this... :rainbowkiss:

-Kiryu :moustache:

A story with my favorite star wars character with him wearing my favorite suite that you unlock after you beat the game!?! YES

Dammit. Where's a Jedi in Equestria that's not a clopfic fic when you need one :/ guess a sith lord will have to do. Bring it on.

2988878 wouldn't a Jedi be kinda boring? They don't tend to do much beyond stop sith and meditate

The minute I saw this story, I started fangasming.

no way, after 5 years a 2nd chapter

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Well, technically there were SIX chapters up when I first adopted it. I'm in the process of reworking those.

VERY nice.

It opens up a whole slew of questions for me though.
What would happen if Mara Brood had found her way to Dagobah?
Would Palpatine be willing to hire Boba Fett?
Are the Hutts aware of this planet?


That last one is actually my biggest question, as they are a gangster family and would likely make a point to keep such a planet's presence a secret from the Empire, so they can use it for hiding their smuggled goods until the Empire moves on. And as the slug-race they are, it's likely that most races on the planet would likely dismiss their presence as that of an undiscovered species.

"I admit, it would be interesting to find out if my night contains wonders the likes of which Equis has never before seen. While I accept that my night is rarely seen by our ponies... ooh, I've lost my train of thought... Lotus, your *hands* are absolutely divine." The alicorn commented.

*hooves*
:facehoof:

In the deepest depths of space, orbiting just above the forrest moon of Endor, lies a massive, incomplete space station, the weapons systems of which were almost ready to be tested. Overseeing the final production of this second Death Star is a man feared and hated by all. Clad in black robes, his grey skin a testament to the darkness within his mind, body and soul. This is the Emperor Palpatine, aka Darth Sidious.

:yay:
FINALLY
IT IS TIME FOR MY ULTIMATE TRAP!

MUAHAHAHAHAHA!

update yay, im gonna read now

hey bud have not spoken in a while

I LOVE how you addressed Starkiller's potential, rather than his power.

It's always been that his power with the Force has only been approximately equal to that of Obi-Wan Kenobi, but he seems stronger because of his amazingly fine control over it.

This level of control puts his abilities with the Force high enough that it's predicted he could have outclassed Anakin Skywalker's raw power, should they have fought when Skywalker was at the peak of his abilities.

someone went on a random dislike spree in the comment section

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Yeah, it's an asshole by the name of Hamster_Master. He's been hounding me for the past two years for some reason unknown to man. It's taken some time, but I've learned to deal with it.

Comment posted by Jest deleted May 19th

Great job reworking it. I hope to see more.

"Ooh, Ooh, is it Galactus, the world-eater?!" Pinkie Pie, a pink earth pony, asked, raising her hand like an excited student who knew the answer to a question.

"What? No! I hope not. Who's Galactus?" Twilight asked. Pinkie thought for a moment.

"Whoopsie! Sorry, Twilight, Wrong franchise. I forgot my test. I've gotta ask you a question." she said.

"Umm, can it wait, Pinkie? This is kinda important." Twilight said. Pinkie just held up her hand to shush her.

"Just answer quickly, chicken or beef?" Pinkie asked, looking dead serious.

"What?! What does that have to do with-."

"JUST ANSWER!!!" Pinkie screamed.

"CHICKEN!!!" Twilight replied, screaming out of frustration.

"Then it's STARKILLER!!!" she screamed the name. Twilight was both astounded and confused at the same time. She also thought that Pinkie sounded rather pleased by the answer, almost like a gushing school filly in love.

"I...what, how did you...HUH?!" Twilight was beyond confused as to how Pinkie knew his name. "How... could you possibly know that?!" she begged. Every time Pinkie said something random and came up with the correct answer made Twilight so furious. She wanted to understand how Pinkie did it.

"Dunno, I just know this stuff." she replied, shrugging the whole thing off.

THIS IS THE PERFECT DOSE OF RANDOM! ABSOLUTELY PERFECT, NOT A SINGLE BIT TOO MUCH NOR TOO LITTLE! YES!


biggest comment ever

Comment posted by Darth Pegasus deleted Last Monday
Comment posted by Darth Pegasus deleted Last Monday

"Is this Starkiller alien tall, *walks on two legs like us*, and has a grey mask, razor sharp claws, dressed in black, and breathe like he’s using a broken snorkel?" Fluttershy asked. Twilight was again surprised by the accuracy of her friends' guess.

...?
Confusing, but you can fix that by saying "walks on two legs like our human counterparts".
I don't really know.

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That clears things up. Thank you for that.
:)

"Think of what we could do with that power. Fluttershy could use it for the betterment of her animals, such as helping them out of trees and hidey holes, I could use it for my dress-making, Applejack could use it to help her with her applebucking and Pinkie Pie could use it for... baking?" Rarity suggested.

The Force is not a luxury. The Force is a tool to be used appropriately. It is evident that they do not yet know how to responsibly wield this power. However, I guess that they already use "magic" in that way. Also, can't Rarity already use magic to help herself with her dress-making? I mean, she IS a unicorn, after all.

Starkiller though this through for a few moments. He’d only meant for Twilight to learn the ways of the Force. However, more students couldn't hurt. "Then we'll begin." he said, opening his eyes behind his mask. "First, however, it seems I will have to gain your trust. It comes in the form of that," Starkiller said, pointing towards the sky. The ponies all looked towards where he was pointing and gasped in shock at the strange wedge-shape object that was just about to block out the sun.

UH OH! LOOKS LIKE THEY ARE ABOUT TO WITNESS THE POWER OF A STAR DESTROYER! I pity them. It is quite obviously an Imperial I or II Class, since the Super was dagger-shaped. But, I digress. I just hope it does not glass the planet as a last resort.

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pft the power of a star destroyer obviously you have forgotten that starkiller has crashed 2 of them from planetside using just the force do you have any idea how mindblown they will be when they see this happen

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I don't know much about Starkiller, but that is pretty impressive.

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you've never played the force unleashed games they are a lot of fun you should give them a try or just watch it on youtube

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