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The Well Dressed Ninja


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This is sure something.

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No, I'm quite sure I meant to write Loose 10 sanity.

10/10 I YOLO'd my pants

MUCKLE DARMED CULTISTS! WHERE YE NAMBIES BE KEEPIN' ME WEE MEN?

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OHMERGAWD!

ELDRITCH ABOMINATION!

RUPERT, GET MY MALATOVS! AND A WEAPON!

3959670 Excuse me good sir, but I am perfectly fine specimen of human species. Would you like to join me for some bourbon and cookies, so we could discuss all how human we are? :moustache:

3960300 You are on for the bourbon and cookies? Great! We humans sure have great many extremities, which we are comfortable using. Yea! :moustache:

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GRRRRRRRRRRRR...

Nothing phases it...

It's time to fight fire with fire!

BEHOLD HUMANITY'S OWN ABOMINATION DEMON! TREMBLE BEFORE WHAT WE HATH WROUGHT!

My reaction to seeing this fic: oh fuck yeah!

My reaction to actually reading this fic: Oh, HELL TO THE FUCK YEAH!

My reaction to being unable to find the story of Old Man Henderson so as to refresh my knowledge of him: oh hell no!

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That page is hilarious, and I can't wait to see how you deal with the rapid escalation of collateral damage and death.
Mind putting that into the story summary?

This is an epic retelling of Old Man Henderson's life

:rainbowkiss:

One one hand, the grammar is subpar and almost no attention is paid to the world around them.
On the other hand, this is fucking OLD MAN HENDERSON! YOU GET A THUMBS UP BU DEFAULT!

6472653 Yeah, the exploits of Old Man Henderson are legendary. Making TCB Ponies take the point-blank annihilation warms my heart.

Or that could be from the burning coals of Pro-TCB rage. Either works for me.

BTW I've read the original Director's Cut of Henderson's story, and I was wondering if you were thinking of adapting the Eli Burning portion of Henderson's saga. And if you were, does that mean that Celestia has filled the place of Hastur?

6475158 Man I have no clue. I just wait until I'm in a fugue then start typing. What happens after that is totally unintentional, but usually hilarious.

Henderson was VERY interested in knowing that they were not in fact Mormons, but rather 'Ponies' which apparently were a radical sect of Buddhism that had the details promptly ignored since there was a hockey game on.

Hey your fact that this is just copy pasted with some words replaced is showing.

Pls make more this is awesome and I don't know if I can sleep anymore YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAAYAYAAYAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I dunno. While I'll admit it's fun to read about Henderson taking it to the Conversion Bureau, I'd kinda like it if it was written more like a story and less like the 1d4chan entry, except with ponies. Plus, Henderson ended up fighting two cults, so who do we get for the other one? The Caribou? Wouldn't be surprised if they wanted to work their own Conversion to make humans more appealing. =P

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