• Published 3rd Jun 2013
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my little Parody!!!! :D - Truffula_Trees



What happens when 3 mysterious people and a parasprite thing fall from the sky into Equestria???

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Greetings and Cupcakes!

They dragged the bodies into her library. Once inside they sat down on the staircase and talkd more. "So... Twi, can I call you that? How did I get here?" Roach asked taking off his helemt and ruflfing his short light brown hair.

"Oh, well, I was trying out this new experiment so I could gain infinite knowledge, but instead it kind of blew up and I guess it opened a portal to another world! Kind of a shame, I mean, I'll have to start working on another potion." "Why would you want infinite knowledge?" "Well, you know, I want to be Celestia's best student and all!" she blushed a little. She loved Celestia,but not in that kinda of way! NO! Though she would be too embarrassed to admit to having that shrine to her in a secret compartment in a hidden area behind a bookcase. "Oh! You probably want to know how to get back to your world right?"

"Oh! No, no no no no no no no no no. Why would I be worried about going back there?? It's not like I'm in a strange world and may never see my family or friends again! Soap may get mad at me for being missing though.. And Ghost.. He might get worried. Unless... You could bring him here too right?" He asked expectantly.

"Uhh, I'm not sure, even if I could I don't think wat would be a good idea. I don't even know how I got you guys here so trying to get someone here on puposre, that's not a good idea." She frowned as he looked a bit dejected. "I'm sorry but its just not safe."

"It's okay, I really don't want to go anyway... War, war never changes."

"... okay."

"Umm... excuse me, but, who are you?" a female voice asked.

They looked at the blonde woman, she had a very pretty face and blue eyes. Next to her, the one in the green had finally woken up as well, he was also blonde, but with short hair, a handsome face, and deeper blue eyes.

You're in Ponyville! twilight replied.

"Pony.. ville..?" she repeated to herself quietly. "You're a talking pony?"

"Well, yes, we all are! Oh... wait... That may not be normal where you come from... is it? Anyway, my name is Twilight Sparkle! What's your name?" She smiled.

"Zelda, Princess Zelda. And this is our land's Hero of Time, Link." She gestured to him and he nodded slightly.

Link...? What an odd name. "So where do you two come from?"

"Hyrule, it's a great kingdom... though, now that we're here I have no idea how it will be when we return if Gannondorf gets his hands on it again," she sighed.

"Well, I'll have to start finding a way to get you guys back as soon as I can! We can't have your kingdom attacked by this Gannondork character!" she said trotting down the stairs.

"His name is Gannondorf... He's a very evil sorceerer of the Gerudo tribe and is not to be made fun of." She scowled in worry.

"My name's Roach by the way," Roach chimed in, also heading down the stairs.

"Follow me guys! I know where we can go to sort this all out!"

"Where?" they asked in unison.

"SUGARCUBE CORNER!" she exclaimed excitedly as she bit into a cupcake.

Comments ( 35 )

Behold the monolith for there are none like it! This story amuses me. Although your grammar could use some work. Good luck!:twilightsmile:

Obvious troll, 0/10

Hrm, I don't think you hammered it into our heads hard enough that you're taking commonly used tropes and being ironic with them.

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I'd hate to be subtle :twilightsmile:

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I will try harder! For you, Regidar.

2669478 Now that's what I like to hear

Seeing as this is a trollfic... 10/10 is best trollfic 2013 #yoloswagroachisinequestria go visit or die, niggah.

Luz
Luz #8 · Jun 3rd, 2013 · · ·

11/10 would cum again.

My little: thank you for your contribution now go die in a pool full of little kid urine.

20/10 will troll again:moustache:


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no shit, skippy...really?:rainbowhuh:

Author's Note:
Congratulations! You've made it to the bottom of the first chapter. This story is not to be taken seriously. It is a sort of parody of many of the horrible things within fan fictions! So I hope you enjoyed it because it hurts me to type so badly. See you in the next chapter!

we had absolutely no clue:rainbowderp:

Well done, you are gifted in the art of trolling young one. Thank Celestia I read the comments before leaving my own, keep up the good work, and rustle some jimmies!:twilightsmile:

Oh Celestia, I came! I came so frickin hard. You, sir, should write more!

This is the worst fanfic I have ever read. :ajbemused:

Don't treat your story like you're texting. Treat it as ACTUAL WORK!

:facehoof: :rainbowhuh:

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Haha oh my gosh, thank you! I'll be writing more later this week!

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How gracefully, effortlessly at that, that this story was written.

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It's a horrible fanfic. It can't be elegant.

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Dude. You are glowing green with envy right now, I can frickin see it through the screen!

Are you bucking kidding me. :facehoof:

I make better stories than that

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*wipes away tear*

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You seriously think that was a good comment.

I feel sorry for you

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If you think I'm serious then I'm afraid you're mistaken. So there's nothing to feel sorry for. This fic is meant to be horrible, so I'm glad you think it is.

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I expected it to be horrible from the cover.

Parodies are meant to be funny. THIS ISN'T.

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Why so serious?

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Ah, yes, good. That OC hurts my eyes, haha.
Hmm... I should really change that author's note to calling it a troll fic, but the point of it is to parody the awful things I have read in many, many fan fictions that drive me crazy.

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You know, I was going to do that.

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Write a troll fic? Yes, I saw when I visited your profile! You really should, I think they're quite fun because you can pretty much be as silly as you want with it. I normally write seriously, so this is a nice change in pace :twilightsmile:

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Well, my 2 stories aren't troll fics. Actually, people mistake my serious stories, (Not including EOT, which kind of was one) as troll fics.

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Ahh.. that's a shame.. I may have to read them sometime c:

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