It all started with an innocent “Hey bro,” and spiraled straight into cosmic nonsense.

Alex, a chaos-powered whirlwind in colt form; and Nate, a meticulous, stats-obsessed nerd with anxiety levels measurable by seismograph, are two best friends who accidentally trigger a multiversal glitch that lands them in a strange dimension… as tiny alicorns.

Now they’re stuck navigating bizarre cities, black market curse vendors, magical street gangs, and at least one dimension that runs entirely on jazz and nightmares. Nate is cataloguing threats, planning exits, and calculating survival odds with every step. Alex is booping monsters with rubber chickens and opening loot boxes labeled DO NOT OPEN. Both are desperately trying to avoid getting unalived long enough to reach Equestria, a place of peace, princesses, and (hopefully) adoption papers.

Their goal? Get to Princess Twilight, get adopted by Celestia or Luna, get protected, maybe get snacks.

The reality?

Vesper’s missions draw blood, the Green Víbora wants them marked, and something keeps autosaving their journey like it knows what’s coming.

One mission at a time. One accidental spell at a time. One brotherly “Hey bro, what if we just-” at a time.

The following tags: Narcotics, Death, Sex, Non-consensual, and Suicide/Self-harm were added just in case.

The unthinkable happens in the big city; millions are turned into ravenous monsters and flood the streets, devouring all in their path. Despite their advanced technology, the military can't stop them and survivors struggle with making it out alive.

Rainbow Dash is one of these survivors, and it is up to her and her ragtag group to try and turn back the tide of war.

Thanks to Rene9adeKni9ht for proofreading this sucker.

Last night, Bon Bon did something stupid.

But that’s nothing new, really. She does something stupid every week, and Lyra Heartstrings knows this begrudgingly well.

Lyra never imagined she’d have to defend her besieged house from Royal Guards, though.

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Don't read this. Just don't. This story is in more crack than the entire state of California.

Some sacrifice their lives for their craft, maybe without even knowing.

Written for the Equestria at War Writing Competition!

Coal Coke's war ended ten years ago, when the Great War itself ended. He'd served his time, and gone home, still in one piece.

Well, mostly one piece. Physically, anyways.

But, when a particular case begins to bring back memories he'd hoped he had buried, Coal has to balance a deteriorating mind, and painful echoes of the past if he is to solve the murder of a local Celestian Priest in his hometown of Manehattan.

A series of humanised Soarin and Rainbow Dash one shots. Welcome to the SoarinDash cult :)
A huge huge thank you to my bubba @Sunrise_Mist for the cover art. Please go check out her wattpad :)
This story was originally written /still being written on Wattpad.
Sex tag: for mentions of sex as well as some sexually explicit scenes in some chapters.

Equestria has recovered from the tumultuous coronation of Princess Twilight and the union between ponies and the other creatures of Equis promises to start a new age of peace and prosperity. Suddenly Discord begins to lose control of his chaos magic as he falls into a mysterious illness.

In an alternate Earth following the failure of the Congress of Vienna in 1848, an uneasy peace is threatening to collapse. In the Balkans, The Germans desperately try to maintain the status quo as the Italians and Russians wish to carve up the Ottoman Empire. Edward VII is dead and his young grandson Albert must quickly learn to hold the burden of ruling the vast British domain. The Bourbon Empire is dead set on taking revenge on the Germans who so brutally humiliated it during the Wars of European Unification. America is emerging as a new global superpower, its vast economy giving rise to a wealthy elite that wishes to expand American influence no matter the cost. The Great Qing is on the verge of collapse and the Japanese Empire wishes to expand its influence, emboldened by its recent victory against the Russians.

Twilight must balance her desires with the wobbling house of cards that is human geopolitics following a botched Congress of Vienna to ensure the safety of Equestria and foster a positive relationship with her kingdom's new neighbors.

Celestia wants me back. And maybe someday, I will go back. But right now, I'm happy here, where I am.

Vaguely inspired by my favorite Oasis song, thus the cover art, which is a ponified version of this.

Slightly shoehorned into Oroboro's 🌅 🚢 ing contest.
Honorable Honorable Mention! Thanks Dubs Rewatcher!

It seems like a curse.

Wallflower is living a peaceful life in the big city. It is a place of comfort for her. A place for her to grow. But the place she has chosen is expensive and requires another person to help pay for the rent and utilities. It wouldn't be a problem for her except that every six months when the lease needs to be renewed, the roommate leaves for one reason or another and they never speak to her again. It has been like this for the past couple of years for Wallflower. The constant loneliness and stress of being abandoned. She needs a friend that she can be important for. One who would help her and make her feel wanted. Alas, it feels pointless for Wallflower to try. Everyone she knows eventually leaves her.

Then one night, Wallflower decides to go out and just relax. Enjoy the coming summer. It was during this night that she bumps into Sunset Shimmer, an old friend she hasn't talk to in a while. Turns out Sunset has been displaced and is looking for a place to stay.

So Wallflower offers her place to stay for the summer. But with each month that passes by, the two of them grow closer together. Will Wallflower be able to keep Sunset when the inevitable happens and they are forced apart? Will they be able to upgrade their relationship to something beyond just friends? Is there a way for Wallflower to break this curse?

Only time will tell.

An entry for \o/ Scampy's SunFlower Shipping Contest \o/

Tags for adult language and alcohol.